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And to My Damsel in Distress

It's Just a Matter of Time

About Me

Hey whatsup my name is Kirk. I love college football and just chillin' around. I'm a National Merit Scholar. I'm a freshman at Florida State University. Tallahassee is pretty much awesome. If you wanna know more, send me a comment.

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My Interests

Women. Sports. Football. Music. Guitars. Drinking juice. Gambling. Chillin' with the crew.

I'd like to meet:

Scarlet Johanson. Jessica Biel. Natasha Henstridge. God.

Music:

KoRn. Disturbed. Chevelle. Hawthorne Heights. System of a Down. Skindred. Blink 182. Sum 41. Senses Fail. Green Day. Hendrix. Godsmack. The Offspring. 311. Bloodhound Gang. Tenacious D. Breaking Benjamin. Foo Fighters. Limp Bizkit. Powerman 5000. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Richard Cheese. Seether. Sister Hazel. Slipknot. Coheed and Cambria. Smile Empty Soul. Thrice.

Movies:

Wedding Crashers. American Pie. American Pie 2. American Wedding. Hostel. Zoolander. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. Dawn of the Dead. GoodFellas. Bad Santa. Sin City. Grandma's Boy. Borat. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Television:

Family Guy. American Dad. The Simpsons. South Park. Team Sanchez. Futurama.

Books:

Catch-22.

Heroes:

Father...