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Michael

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About Me

hey peoples my names michael (pronounced michoel)i go to Torah Vodaas and i hate it there.Im always pulling pranks with my awesome group of friends boruch, binyamin, eli, smick, yishai, and stogi(sorry if i forgot anyone)u guys are totally awesome and help make the days fly by so damn fast.pulling pranks in school is so much fun bc just having the pleasure of seeing the look your principals face after u just crazy glued his keyhole so he cant get in his office or cracking tons of stinkbombs...its just hilarious.i love playing all sports,im the shortstop on my schools baseball team and we have the best team in brooklyn, i love listening to music,i used to play guitar but i gave up after a while just like most people do:) im the type of guy that wen everyones all serious i burst out laughing (my teachers hate it but i cant help it:) i think goth is totally cool and this year my friends n i dressed goth for purim and my rabbi hated it but it was worth it.i get bored pretty often so i like experimenting different things and finding ways to keep my self busy usually at the expence of my teachers:)

My Interests

sports,music,singing,bikeing,causing trouble with my friends,bothering my teachers with my friends.after all its only a given ur in school to learn but if ur teacher sucks,u gotta let him know that.basically i like school too.its alot of fun if u know how to have a good time.

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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: blue
Hair Color:: im not sure might be strawberry blonde or red
Height:: 5"9
Favorite Color:: black
Screen Name:: [email protected]
Favorite Band:: Blink 182
Favorite Movie:: Brokeback Mountain...not
Favorite Show:: High School Stories:)
Your Car:: Honda Civic
Your Hometown:: Brooklyn
Your Present Town:: Brooklyn
Your Crushes First Name:: Steve (no not really)
Your Grade:: 12
Your Style:: gothic:)
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: nope
Danced in a public place?: does stripping count?
Smiled for no reason?: whenever im getting yelled at
Laughed so hard you cried?: only with Eli
Peed your pants after age 8?: umm no who pees in their pants?
Written a song?: ya
Sang to someone for no reason?: ya
Performed on a stage?: ya
Talked to someone you don't know?: ya
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: ya
Made out in a theatre?: i made love to the seat in front of me
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: no
Been in love?: who hasnt?
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Sruly
Tell you, I love you?: a few guys in my bunk.freaky
Kiss you?: Rabbi Shoenblum
Hug you?: Sharabi
Tell you BYE?: noone
Write you a note?: like answers on a regent?
Take your photo?: Kenny
Call your cell phone?: Yossi
Buy you something?: dunno
Go with you to the movies?: Yishai (superman)
Sing to you?: eww
Write a poem about you?: bigger eww
Text message you?: Boruch
Touch you?: i dont keep track
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: last week wen i smashed through a glass door and cut my hands and arms
Time you cried?: brokecack mountain...not
Movie you watched?: Pirates of the Carribean 2
Joke you told?: dunno
Song you've sang?: Crawling back to u.dont ask y its in my head
Time you've looked at the clock?: right now
Drink you've had?: nestea
Number you've dialed?: dunno
Book you've read?: i havent read since b4 israel
Food you've eaten?: Sausage
Flavor of gum chewed?: strawberry
Shoes you've worn?: steve madden
Store you've been in?: victoria secret
Thing you've said?: i hate Shony
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: yes
Whistle?: yes
Blow a bubble?: from where?
Roll your tounge in a circle?: only wen im eating someone out
Cross your eyes?: wat a stupid question
Touch your tounge to your nose?: i could lick my ass
Dance?: i could do the flop
Gleek?: wat the hels a gleek?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: elis house all the time and yossis by the bbq
Speak a different language?: gibberish
Impersonate someone?: prob
Prank call people?: all the time:)
Make a card pyramid?: sorry, i have a life
Cook anything?: cereal
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: ax murderer Id kill Shony
I wish ...: that i could fly
So many people don't know that ...: spank the monkey is a metaphor
I am ...: not gay
My heart is ...: um red and pumping blood
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time right now 8:45
full name unknown
who were you named after both grandfathers
nickname mickey
school Torah Vodas High School
birthday 4/10/89
how long have you been on the computer today? 4 hours
GPA / Average i dont know
height 5''8
shoe size 10
hair color reddishish blonde
eye color bluish grey
smoke/ drink no no
siblings 1
do you get along with your siblings oh please
Last movie saw in theaters Goblet of Fire
Who would you die for someone i love
how far have you been from dying?
do you have a crush maybe
do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend not officially
have you ever liked someone of the same sex no! that is wrong man!
Favorite....
song too many to write
color black
food pizza
TV show music videos
movie Lrod of The Rings/Harry Potter (all)
shampoo doesnt make a differene to me
sport baseball
band/singer Sum 41
friends to hang out with Boruch,Binyamin,Donny,Stogi,Yishai,Eli,Daniel
hobbies sports/singing
vacation spot home
chilling spot on the roof of my school
When you see this name you think of...
Zach the black power ranger
Stephanie no one
Laura no one
Aaron one of my friends
Ashley Simpson
Robin Williams
Jacob no one
Sarah no one
Which is better?
Coke or Pepsi coke ur not referring to cocaine by any chance ru?
lake or ocean lake
TV or radioi tv
going to movies or renting renting if its with ur friends and food
nice or mean nice
1 or 2 pillows 2
hot or cold for girls, hot
jock or brain its good to have some of both
chocolate or vanilla chocolate
hug or kiss usually when ur kissing ur hugging
Abercrombie or American Eagle ?
Old Navy or Gap old navy
ADIDIAS or NIKE nike
Red or blue blue
Carnival or Amusment park six flags!
Have you ever...
Been on a plane yes
went swimming in the ocean yes
swam in a lake yes
peed in an ocean the waters bad enough without my peeing in it
peed in a pool in a pool of pee
been to sleep away camp yes
been drunk no
been high ya but not on alcohol just pumped up
cheated on a test gave away answers
fell asleep in the shower/bath no its kinda hard
fell asleep while eating thats hysterical! no
let a friend cry on your shoulder i would but that oppertunity hasnt arisen yet
fell in a toilet ?how do u fall in a toilet?
stayed up all night ya watching movies at my friends house
been to a major leage baseball game yes
been to an NHL game no
Been to an NFL game no
eaten sushi not yet maybe ill try it one day
eaten a cheeseburger i had one without cheese
wanted to die not really
tried to kill yourself no but i almost did by mistake
met a celebrety dont think so
driven a car yes
died your hair green for purim
Broken a bone no
bought icecream from an iceream truck yes
used your parents credit card no
gone streaking no
made out with "just a friend" no

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[Marital Status] single
[Shoe size] 10
[Parents still together] yes
[Siblings] 1
[Pets] sister
FAVORITES
[Color] black
[Number] 18
[Animal] wherewolf/dragon
[Drinks] get back to that
[Soda] all
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] i wish
[Have tattoos?] i wish
[Have Piercings?] i wish
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no but i help out other people if that counts
[Drink/Smoke?] no no
[Like roller coasters?] as long as they're not too high up
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yes
[Want more piercings?] wth i said i dont have any
[Like cleaning?] yes
[Write in cursive or print?] oh please who writes in script?
[Own a web cam?] i wish
[Know how to drive?] no
[Own a cell phone?] duh
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes
[Considered a life of crime?] hitman
[Lied to someone?] who me?never
[Been in love?] crush
[Made out with JUST a friend?] no
[Been in lust?] dont know what that means
[Used someone] yes
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] i dont have anyone to cheat on me
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] oh yeah!
[Stolen anything?] tests!
[Held a gun] yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] t-shirt pants
[Current mood] finals (bad mood)
[Current taste] air?
[What you currently smell like] nothing
[Current hair] yes i have hair
[Current thing I ought to be doing] studying for finals
[Current cd in stereo] Crossfade
[Last book you read] The Sinner
[Last movie you saw] Out Cold
[Last thing you ate] my homework
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Barry
[Do drugs?] hell no man im not stupid
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yes i personally know an alien
Remember your first love?] no
[Still love him/her?] i dont know who my first love was
[Read the newspaper?] sports section
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] no
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] when i study
[Wear hats] yes
[Hate yourself?] of course
[Have an obsession?] to blow up my school
[Collect anything?] not that i can think of
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] no lefty habdwriting sucks
[Care about looks] yes
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] yes but im not sayin who
[First kiss] nope
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] if u mean the right one for u, yes
[Are you a tease?] i dont get it
[Too shy to make the first move?] yes
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] when i get the chance
[Bitch/Asshole] no
[sarcastic] never
[Angel] ?nobodys perfect
[Devil] naughty
[Shy] ya kinda
[Talkative] when imnot shy

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Your Birth Month is April
You are trustworthy and highly ethical in all facets of life.
Helpful and steady, you are able to solve any problem.

Your soul reflects: Bliss, playfulness, and curiosity

Your gemstone: Diamond

Your flower: Sweet Pea

Your colors: Yellow and red What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Music:

AFI Alkaline Trio All American Rejects Andrew W.K. Angels And Airwaves Ashley Parker Angel Ataris,The ATC Audition,The Avantasia Avenged Sevenfold Blink 182 Bloodhound Gang Bowling For Soup Cascada Cauterize Chamillionare Chevelle Children Of Bodom Chingy Creed Crossfade Damone Dashboard Confessional Disturbed DMX Dragon Force Edguy Evanescence Fallout Boy Flyleaf Fort Minor Good Charlotte Hellogoodbye Helloween Ill Nino Jimmy Eat World Joacim Cans Judas Priest Kelly Clarkson Less Than Jake Limp Bizkit Linkin Park Lit Lords Of Acid Marilyn Manson My Chemical Romance New Found Glory Nickelback Nightwish Offspring Our Lady Peace P.O.D. Papa Roach Relient K Roni Seether Simple Plan Spitafield SR-71 Staind Story Of The Year Stratovarius Sugarcult Sum 41 System Of A Down T.A.T.U. Taking Back Sunday The Bravery Three Days Grace Three Doors Down Trapt Weezer Yellowcard

Movies:


You scored as Guardian Angel. You were a guardian angel! Before you were sent down to Earth to live and be tested, you were a beautiful guardian angel who faught off evil and protected humans even the ones who didnt deserve it. You risked everything to protect them because for some reason you just naturally had a fondness of them. Humans felt protected when you were around even though they couldnt see you secretly keeping them safe

Guardian Angel


71%

Angel of Guidance


68%

Angel of Good Fortune


61%

Angel of Hope


54%

Angel of Death


50%

Angel of Prayer


39%
What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)
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You scored as Michaelangelo. You have fun in life, but sometimes you goof around so much that its hard to take you seriously. But your good sense of humor and ability to lighten things up are good qualities to have!

Michaelangelo


71%

Raphael


61%

April O'Neil


57%

Donatello


46%

Mater Splinter (The Rat)


46%

Leonardo


39%
Which teenage mutant ninja turtle are you?
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You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him.

Dracula


100%

Marius


92%

Armand


83%

Lestat


75%

Angel


75%

Spike


75%

Louis


67%

Akasha


58%

Deacon Frost


50%

Blade


33%
Whose your Vampire personality? (images)
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You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner

Very Kinky


60%

Average


40%

A Sicko


30%

A WUSS !!


20%
How sexual are you
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You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight


79%

James Bond, Agent 007


79%

Lara Croft


79%

Indiana Jones


75%

Captain Jack Sparrow


67%

El Zorro


63%

Neo, the "One"


63%

William Wallace


63%

Maximus


58%

The Terminator


54%

The Amazing Spider-Man


54%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

Angel


67%

Mermaid


50%

Faerie


50%

Demon


50%

Dragon


42%

WereWolf


25%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You scored as super kool mom/dad. ur kids gona be an angel!

super kool mom/dad


75%

understanding


42%

bad dad/mom


42%

u dow care


17%

strict as hell


8%
wat kind of parent are you gona be?
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You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!

Goth


80%

Rocker, Mosher


50%

Trendy


45%

Prepy


40%

Skater


35%

Emo


20%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


10%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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You're a powerful fire demon. Mostly a lonely and powerful being hidden by dark shadows. When you do make a friend, you prove to be very loyal but you're a leader, not a follower. You're normally in human form. In demon for you most likely have claws and fangs. You most likely either have black hair with scarlet streaks and crimson eyes or red hair with black streaks and black eyes. Sometimes you have white and black hair and silver or gold eyes. Either way, you normally have pale skin. You have a bit of a violent temper and patience is not always your thing. Your powers include shooting fire out of your hands, spitting fire, kicking fire, and creating flames in your hands. You can also control fire and create fire dragons and cause forest fires and global warming. Some types of fire demons can control heat, sun energy, and light. Dragons are loyal servants to you.
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You Are 84% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Should Spend Your Summer at the Beach
You're a free spirit who is always thinking of new ways to have fun.
And you don't just love summer... you live for it.
So, you really should blow off your responsibilities and head to the beach! Where Should You Spend Your Summer? Take the quiz:
What type of kisser are you?

Romantic kisser
This kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.
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You scored as Diamond Eyes. You are full of confidence, just don't let it go to your head. Its great to know your worth it! Isn't it:D Just remember those of us down here. You are probably quite popular.

Diamond Eyes


75%

Mysterious


67%

Eyes full of Pain


58%

Passion


58%
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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Ways To Get Rid Of A Date

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves.  When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food. Without asking, eat off your date's pla...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:20:00 PST

Ways To Annoy Your Teachers

Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professo...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:12:00 PST

Annoying Things To Do At School

organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces. organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time. organize a whole bunch of peopl...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:03:00 PST