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About Me

Why do they never call when they say they will? Before it's like "Carol, Carol, Carol," and after it's like "zzzzzzzz..."

As a side job I manage bands. It's a thankless job. Did you know what a pain in the a** those lazy kids can be? And it's my professional reputation on the line when they can't even make it on stage when they should.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet almost no one. Make no mistake fellows, I am a cold bitch, plain and simple. True and actual count of the number of friend requests that I
DENY: (updated frequently)

211

Number of love letters in Carol's box that are
UNREAD:

164

Blah blah blah, I don't wanna hear it, little boys. Keep it to yourself, and keep it in your pants. And don't bother sending me another letter like this one, there are a hundred more like it in my inbox:

Hey Good Lookin'
I apologize for the unsolicited intrusion but I just have to say that you're the sexiest woman I've ever laid my eyes on!

Though I'm happily married, I find myself inexorably attracted to you. Let me bring over some Cool Whip and creme brulee and we can see if there's any chemistry between us!
;)

I used to play in a band. But I quit it to move on with my career. They were holding me back. And that little guy was all in my face all the time, too.

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MISS CAROL - BUT YOU CAN NOT!