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that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop

despite all my rage, i am still just a twat from the sage

About Me

i have like 80 gazzillion boners with YOUR name on 'em
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My Interests

i'm trying to nob my way through every single person on myspace. i'm currently on zero.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who'll play with my ding-dong for under a 10er

Music:

anything which WAILS, bitch.

Movies:

that porno where i nobs yer mum.

Television:

those comedy programmes about children in hospitals with terminal diseases

Books:

the yellow pages. its an excellent moider weapon.

Heroes:

everyone in the world apart from howard. cos he's a willy fiddler

My Blog

Fa Cup clichés

1. underdogs2. upset3. dont leave anything behind in the dressing room4. our cup final5. dodgy pitch6. magic of the fa cup7. this is what the fa cup is allllllll aboutttttt!!!8. would you beliiiiiiiie...
Posted by that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST

sleeping with the window open

last night i fell asleep with the window open, and with glasgow being on the same line of latitude as fucking moscow, i now have a tiny bit of a cold. my nose is so bunged up, that when i in...
Posted by that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST

haggis

when i was about 8 my family went on holiday to scotland. my dad gave me a large round rock and said thats what haggis was. as i didnt know what haggis was, i believed him. this is just how ...
Posted by that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST

univeristy - home of the nation's social conscience

today i was waiting in the foyer of queen margaret students union, part of glasgow university, to give money to jo the first, cos she wouldnt stop crying about it, when breaking news came on from...
Posted by that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST

meeting neil lennon

today i met neil lennon. outside a corner shop. i came over all weird because i dont often meet famous people. i asked him lame questions. these are the questions i SHOULD have asked:1. you've pl...
Posted by that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:49:00 PST

stupid names

garygavindeborahkevinderek (also i cant spell it. ridiculous)mandymaureenstephenbarryalancathykatherinedavejes sejoyhowardpetermollyjermaineharoldlouisnapoleon------------ ---NEWS JUST IN-------------co...
Posted by that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

HAR poll

According to an HAR poll on howard's myspace, 69% of the public think that I am a gay.
Posted by that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST

jan molby's quiz

1. You are a parent of 5 in a African country. Oh shit. Here come's that middle aged wankfest Madonna saying she will buy your child. You have at your mercy....a gun, two bullets, a copy of The Daily ...
Posted by that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

interesting facts about scottish women

  1. they are way more violent in the sack than pretty much all the english women and chinese prostitutes i encountered. vicious fuckers they are.   2.  surveys show that...
Posted by that lad you only see on thursdays by the shop on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:10:00 PST