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shoulda been jane

nothing has as many posibilties as a bathtub drain

About Me

I am the daughter of a moonshining philosopher. I am a 23 year old child. I am that girl in the corner you never really see. I live on chocolate and orange juice. I take showers outside and I dance around my living room in pajamas and high heels. I believe my soul lives in the bottom of my feet. I cry for no reason, I'm content most of the time. Sometimes I feel ugly, sometimes I get mad and throw stuff. but I would rather feel ugly than fake and every problem in the world can be solved with time and fingerpaint. (and mud, mud is fun) I will always be hermit queen of the world!
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I Am

Which tarot card are you? Spiritual enlightenment, inner illumination, hidden power. Link between seen and unseen. Balance of positive and negative forces. Receptivity. Unseen guidance. A young woman sits on a throne holding a scroll labeled "Tora" meaning "law." On her breast is the sign of the meeting of heaven and earth, the Maltese cross. Her crown is the full orb supported by horns, the crown ofthe Mother Goddess Isis, who rules all things changeable, shown by the moon at her feet. Her power, upon which her throne rests, derives from the creative principle of duality, shown by the two pillars of light and darkness. To those who know and love her she dispenses the sweet fruit of the world itself, symbolized by the pomegranites.

My Interests

lots of things.. MY FIRE BELT!! frootloops (they are beautiful), folk medicine, middle eastern dance, fire spinning, henna, all things african, all things appalachian, chocolate, jute, antiques, wool clothes, thrift store shoes, stories about pygmies and guys named moses and zion (both of which I have a huge crush on) notaries (they are so cool I wanna be one!), Dita von teese videos, the backs of cereal boxes, light saber spoons,lily cole pictures, jane magazine, roberts chair, boys with long hair and aviators... ummm yeah, thats all for now..Save The World - One Click At A Time!

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I'd like to meet:

the 4 year old kid who said "when someone loves you the way they say your name is different. you just know your name is safe in their mouth."dancing in circles
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Music:

Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan, John Pryne, Jim Croce, Tom Waits, Willie Nelson, Dr. Hook, The White stripes, An Angle, pretty much any folk, blues, and rock, my most recent addiction is clutch. (also like public radio cause I'm such a nerd)-oh, by public radio I mean classical, beethoven type stuff, not reguluar everyday radio

Movies:

I don't watch just any movies they have to either be about something, or have some particular artistic quality whether its horror, comedy, or just looks exceptionally pretty. I'm not gonna sit in a chair for 2 hours to watch a bunch of crap and I usually don't watch more than 1 or 2 in a row. but the ones I do watch are these: anything with Johnny Depp
Get a free clock & MySpace Codes @ KawaiiSpace.com or Monty Python, Old Disney movies, old cartoons, The princess bride, devils rejects, really bad horror movies (especially when they involve bloody kisses..) (the really bad ones that go straight past crap and right back around to good again. like the invitation. and DARK HARVEST 3! not like phantoms.) can't wait to see tristram shandy (never mind, saw tristram shandy, I was very disapointed) and the notorious betty paige, v for vendetta, and Quest for Fire might be the best movie ever.. that movie about "skull ball" was pretty good too.

Television:

hate it with a passion, don't have it at home anymore anyway. I kinda miss the news though.. should I put the golden girls here? its not really tv, I have it on dvd. (thank you robert)

Books:

Free Fall by william Golding (and anything else by him), Caravan. everyone needs to read that book. Harry Potter, Notes of a dirty old man, 12th night, Tristram Shandy (as soon as I finish it), the secret life of salvador dali, <-been dying to read that again.... , frankenstein in love,..(theres more here, just gotta think..) everyone should read Water for Elephants. currently on a goddess kick-reading "the chalice and the blade" and "the myth of the goddess"

Heroes:

Addie, Mary and granny clampet!!!!!!!
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?

My Blog

a weak moment...

I hate surveys generally but I am trying to clear my brain between work and spanish class by doing something dumb so here we go. its one of those first reation thingys... 1. Beer: Robert2. Sex:  ...
Posted by shoulda been jane on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:53:00 PST

whining about africa

I don't think anyone reads these anymore, but here I am anyway. school started back and I had some time to write. I was messing around on facebook and was suprised to see how many people I graduated w...
Posted by shoulda been jane on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

I secretly hate air-conditioning

hmmm.. lets blog for awhile shall we? talk about summer so far, theres what a month and a half left? so what have I accomplished since may? nothing. I have a sorta kind job thing I do, but its 3r...
Posted by shoulda been jane on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:42:00 PST

"heres to madness in all forms.."

I have my fire belt. I have my finger claws. I am complete. I want to see the yard dogs road show. I belong in the yard dogs road show. my birthday is in what.. 4 months? hint hint.........
Posted by shoulda been jane on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:48:00 PST

stuff about dancing

I never thought any of my hobbies would include any sort of physical activity. guess I was wrong. its a good thing too. since I've started dancing my back don't hurt when I get out of bed in the morni...
Posted by shoulda been jane on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST

garter belts, chainmail, and school...

*great big settling down sigh* hmmm.. some fun new things today. my teacher said she was married to me. just had to have been there, but it was funny. it was cause I said people tend to think I'm day...
Posted by shoulda been jane on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

some new things...

I have officially used my stage name. that picture is a picture of me as Jae-lin. cool huh? and as of about 4:00 yesterday I have very red hair. wasn't supposed to be, but it is. figures, first time ...
Posted by shoulda been jane on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST

messages from my "secretary"

I am -- I mean-- Jennifer is out of the office for christmas break, if you need her call her cell 733-1116 thank you --jennifers secretary...hmmm... lets call her ...Rita..  (with her long red cu...
Posted by shoulda been jane on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:56:00 PST

names of things and some other stuff

If I was really corny I could have called this something dumb "like what is in a name.." but my *insert big word meaning really good here* sense of style prevents me from doing so. that being said I h...
Posted by shoulda been jane on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:02:00 PST

christmas presents

if anyone wants to get me presents (and by all means please do) get them from here   www.tribalmax.com...
Posted by shoulda been jane on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST