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About Me

I am the person that says mean things that are true.I look at you and your friends asses when you walk away. yes its true. I try to look down your shirt every time you bend over. Every time, and so do my friends. I will eat all the food out of your fridge. I will read and play video games all day ignoring you. If we go out and then stop seeing eachother. I will go after your friend that has been flirting with me from the day you introduced us. You girls know witch one she is. But if you treat me like shit i will be around for a long time. I guess i'm a regular dood.Look at the crew. A jew an albino sasquatch and me the Spix. what a motley crew.^^^ This is me^ dancing^^I like to go out a bunch. Maybe a little bit too much, but so what, I'm going to die one day, so i am going to live today. I am a regular ass person in a regular ass city. (Charleston, SC) For the most part I am the same all the time. I treat every one the same. Friends, same, boss, same, mom, same you, same. You want to vent, hit cha boy up. I like to read, i like to listen, and talk. Love to cook. I eat every food known to man. I skate at night wearing sun glasses, because I suck. And I used to love my bike before some crackhead piece of shit stole it. If you see him kick him in his tooth! I get board a lot ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................
I got my layout from
Watch that lazy eye!Crazy Legs^^^^

My Interests

VACATION CRASHING, BOOBS, BARS, BEACH, POT, TURDS, SOAP, BACON, JAGER, BEER, THE BURG, BACON, SLEEPING, SKATEING, SURFING, BACON, THE DOG PARK. LESBIANS, JIHAD, BACON. i ALSO LIKE TO PEE IN WATER GUNS. THROWING MY FRIENDS UNDER THE BUS IN FRONT OF STRANGERS IS FUN. i LIKE BEING LIED TO ABOUT THE HEALTH BENIFITS OF BACON. SPELL CHECK THAT I NEVER USE. Johnny Bananns yo-yo up the butt trick. LONG LEASURLY SHITS WHILE SMOKEING. AUTO-TRADER. LEFTOVER CHINEESE FOOD. MIXED DRINKS. I LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNT GUNPOWDER, GAS, AND THE TAST OF BLOOD. ITS NOT AS GOOD AS BACON THOUGH.

Whos ass is this? Joes or tuckers. I say Joes.my mojm grandpa and Cory Roo

I'd like to meet:

A GIRL WHO LIKES TO CHEAT, LIE, DRINK MORE THAT ME, SNORT COKE, DRINK AND DRIVE, CURSE ME OUT, SHE MUST HAVE RICH PARENTS WHO HATE ME. SHE MUST ALSO BE BI-POLAR AND CLEPTO. BEAUTIFUL AND SHE MUST LIKE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE DAILY WHILE MAINTAINING HER UNEMPLOYMENT. roses are red, violets are blue, im schizophrenic, and so am I.

Music:

The ballad of Pancho and Lefty. "The great Federallies,.. say they could have had him any day,.. they just let him slip away,...out of kindness I suppose".Pink Floyd, Wu-Tang, Hank, Chris Roo, 311, Sublime, Johnny Cash, George, The King,NOFX,BEP,Pablo Catala, Ringo Ivey, Alison Krauss and Union Station, (yeah I like Bluegrass, I'm From the south, Bitch recognize) tripple six, kast, A Tribe Called Quest, Black Label Society, gravediggaz, (ODB...RIP), The grateful dead, Incubus, Willie Nelson, BIG, Queen, Dwight Yoakam, Butthole Surfers, Tesla (snicker), Sinatra, DJ. Icey, The Sounds, David Allan Coe, DEADBOLT, Eazy-E, Ben Harper, Billie Holiday, Waylon, Janis Joplin, Lynard Skynard, Bad Religion, The Marshall Tucker Band(From my home town), Pennwise, Tom Petty, Too Short, Floggin Molly, Cake, Patsy Cline, Jack Johnson, Bob Dylan, GG. Allin, DJ Quick, Eric B and Rakim, Peter Framption, Journey, Boston, Green Day, Steve Miller Band, Nirvana, Rev. Horton Heat, not in that order.

Movies:

O' Brother, Pulp Fiction, Five Deadly Venoms, Princess Bride, silent night, deadly night,gummo, forest gump,evil dead series.....

Television:

I am 69% Punk Rock.
.. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
Punk Rock Test
@ FualiDotCom

Books:

Great Expectations, The StandHOWLING AT THE MOON RANDOM GIRL, BRITTANY, CHRISTINADrunk Cory. I will be throwing up for 14 of the next 24 hours.

Heroes:

April Navy ^^^^this is what a dick flavored lollypop looks like^^^^

My Blog

Regular dood with an Ax

I am the person that says mean things that are true. I look at you and your friends asses when you walk away. yes its true. I try to look down your shirt every time you bend over. ...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

these curls bring them girls

I am going to cut my hair soon but I cant decide what to do with it. I will rock any doo. I love my hair. I'm like Sampson. These curls bring them girls. When I...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

Gary Dejesus is my name.

Gary Dejesus was my old name from 1998-2001. That's right, that was the name on my fake I.D. Gary was 5'5, 160lbs twenty eight year old Mexican. Sense all Mexicans look...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST

how i call in to work

(phone ringing)ring, ring, ringAadli- "lu-lu's bistro"cory- Aadli, look I am way to wasted to go to work tonight you have cover for me.Aadli- no shit?Cory- ...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST

Things that have happened to me since we last spoke.

I hit the curb and blew out a tire in west Ashley wile reaching for my beer. I put on my doughnut and it too went flat for no reason that I can think of other than karma. So I pull into a ...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

Being single, seeing double, sleeping tripple

At the ripe age of twenty six I am still single. I date a lot. I am good at being single. I like all of the people that I date. But, I always find ways of not liking the people...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST

Mayonnaise soup

The Oasis parking lot was full of vomit tonight by midnight. That's how you know that it was a good show. I pulled off a killer tonight. I got this beautiful girls attention tonight,...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

A bitchin no bitching weekend

This weekend I will be house sitting for my homeboy brett. When I say homebody I mean to use it the way black people use it. I think that its more meaningful that way. With luck I will not pass the t...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST

my thoughts on fucking

I am a bad fucking person. I treat my friends like fucking shit. I say nice things to you fucks and I mean all of the fucking things that I say. You guys fucking rock. Thanks t...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST

random thoughts

I wrote this a few weeks ago after a good drunk. I was sitting @ work on a sat. morning still drunk from the night before. I have forgotten half of the things that I wrote so I am reading ...
Posted by Snakes and sparklers Roo on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:39:00 PST