Runaway Karr: the southern fastlane to fame |
What do Jennifer Wilbanks and John Mark Karr have in common?
True, they were both in the spotlight for a while for something they purported to doing. But what drove Karr to make such a damni...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST |
I lost a myspace friend today... |
And I wonder,
"What did I do?"
Was it lack of real-life relations,
Was it me ignoring you?
But whatever betrayed our trust,
I beg you: allow amends.
Because with 119 of you out there,
I...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST |
I got trounced by hairy old men in short shorts |
Note: I pitched this one to my editor at work, and had already written the whole thing before he rejected my idea. Guess it's not Creative Loafing material. But I figured I'd put it on myspa...
Posted by Frank on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:13:00 PST |
Puttin' on the Ritz in Panama City |
So Joy's company has a condo in Panama City, and we both thought it a shame to not put it to good use during the hottest month of the year.
It was an easy drive down south, th...
Posted by Frank on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:45:00 PST |
Superman Returns (and visits the Georgia Aquarium)! |
We had all planned to go to six flags, but Superman had other plans for us, and you know how he gets when he doesn't get his way.
"Guys, I hate to break this to you, but six flags is closed today...
Posted by Frank on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:48:00 PST |
Listening to rap while white (w/ pics of Chris Martin getting mad at a toilet) |
So I'm driving home from school today, listening to this cassette tape I bought at the flea market last weekend.
And this cassette tape happens to have rap music on it, and I'm really getting into it ...
Posted by Frank on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:58:00 PST |
Boating and beer drinking |
So last weekend me, Chris and Duncan went out on the lake to celebrate the acquisition of Mr. Riddle's new bass boat.
And what a fine machine! Truly, the first boat I've ever driven and I fell&nb...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST |
Junkin' with frank and joy |
Getting up to go to the flea market's a little rough sometimes.
It's only open on the weekend, and if you want anything good you gotta set your alarm for 6 a.m. to stake your claims.
I guess...
Posted by Frank on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:19:00 PST |
Cinco de mayo and beatboxing bluejays |
There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses,...
Posted by Frank on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:19:00 PST |
The 50-year-old whiskey incident (phlog...part two) |
After John tried his luck with that bottle of antique liquor I thought it wise to join him in his quest. So I opened the other bottle...
The fumes rise to my nostrils...ancient wisdom surely resides ...
Posted by Frank on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:58:00 PST |
