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Jared

If You're Here, Then Who's Running Hell?!?

About Me

What's up...how's it goin'? I am 24 and living back in east Texas where I was raised. Most of my free time is divided between my 2 kids - Sparky my Italian Greyhound & Bailey, my mutt. The rest goes of my time usually goes to my friends & family. I've been single for too long - - if you know any other good guys who are looking to be in it for the long hall, let me know.

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My Interests

ANIMAL RIGHTS! If you have pets you should take care of them. Don't use the excuse, "I can't afford to." If you couldn't afford it, you shouldn't have gotten it. My dogs are like my kids and I wouldn't trade them for anything. I'm not glued to the boob tube everyday at 4, 5, 6, 9, & 10 watching the news, but I do like to have some idea of what's going on in the world and hope you do too.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmmmmmmm, Jesus? Wait, I already know Him and I'll meet in person soon enough. I've always wanted to meet and spend the day with Ellen - she cracks me up and I think she'd be just as funny on tv as in person.Oh yeah, it wouldn't hurt meeting some cool people who like movies, hanging out, and checking out new places.
Name: Jared Smith
Birthdate: 05/18/1982
Birthplace: Marshall
Current Location: Marshall...AGAIN
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: What Hair?!?
Height: 6'0
Weight: 185? Um, YEAH! That'll work.
Piercings: None
Tatoos: 2 - Barbwire around left ankle, frog with crown on right calf
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Overused Phraze: Are you shittin' me?
FAVORITES
Food: MAC & CHEESE!, Lasagna, & Any Mexican Food
Candy: Snickers, Rolos, Twix, & Starburst
Number: 5
Color: Blue
Animal: Dog
Drink: Sweet Tea; Dr. Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Amaretto Sour
Bagel: Pumpkin from Einstein Brothers
Letter: M
Body Part on Opposite sex: On Opposite Sex? Hmmm....Smile maybe?!?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds Burgers, Burger King Fries
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: None for Me
Kiss or Hug: Depends
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Both Please
YOUR...
Bedtime: Midnight Thirty
Most Missed Memory: Where in the hell I left my sunglasses...
Best phyiscal feature: I have a great smile and good legs.
First Thought Waking Up: WHEW - Sparky didn't have any accidents last night!
Goal for this year: To Not Kill Those That Annoy Me
Best Friends: HEATHER ANN WILBURNNNNNNNNN, MaryAnn, SPARKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Weakness: Tall Guys
Fears: That They're All Going to Kill Me!
Heritage:
Longest relationship: 8 Months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yeah
Ever Smoked: Yeah
Pot: Yeah
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been beaten up: Yeah
Ever beaten someone up: A Few Times...
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: A Few Times...
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Unfortunately
Been Dumped Lately: Few Months Back
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any
Favorite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long: Any
Height: Any
Style: Any
Looks or Personality: EASY GOING but On Time!
Hot or Cute Both Please
Drugs and Alcohol: NONE!!!!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: In Between
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: A Few...
What country do you want to Visit: Australia
How do you want to Die: In My Sleep Without Knowing It
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah...let it storm tonight!
Get along with your Parents: The One Still Living
Health Freak: Not so much.
Do you think your Attractive: Hottest guy I know...(YES, I know a lot of people!)
Believe in Yourself: Of course
Want to go to College: Been There, Maybe Again One Day
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Nope
Shower Daily: Twice A Day - Clean Freak!
Been in Love: Yep
Do you Sing: Only In Cars & Showers
Want to get Married: If they'll ever legalize it!
Do you want Children: Maybe, Who Knows
Have your future kids names planned out: A Few Ideas If It Were To Happen
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: What Age Do You Get It Back?!?
Hate anyone: They should give you 50 blanks for this one...

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Music:

The greatest band of all time is Sublime. (Don't be expecting anything new out of them since they're not all still alive, but hey, appreciate the old stuff.) My music tastes are really varied - - my collection consists of anything from Celine to Eminem, from the Dixie Chicks to 50 Cent, and pretty much anything and everything else found in between. Lately I've been listening to a lot of Linkin Park.

Movies:

Adam Sandler movies still crack me up no matter how many times I've watched them. The same goes for Rob Schneider. I like a lot of Quentin Tarrantino's movies as well. The movie I've watched the most would have to be The Other Sister - - I'm sorry, but something about the retarded kids falling in love cracked me up. I had no idea the lead characters weren't really the special needs type. (I think that's politically correct - Special Needs Type?!?)

Television:

Greys Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Anything on Food Network - I love to cook, a lot of the home improvement type stuff on HGTV and some Animal Planet....a nice mix huh?

Books:

Sometimes I forget I can read. Or maybe it's just I don't choose to unless it's work related. (this includes the mail)

Heroes:

The guy who invented the dishwasher. the good people of Jack-In-The-Box of Lewisville who never screwed up my breakfast the entire 2 years I lived there, and the homeless man down on the corner who can seem to scam everybody 9-5 and then go home to his mansion - go figure.