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Glock Und Spiel

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About Me

+++++++ Oh my God, no colors work with our awesome background. Whatever. We are Glock Und Spiel. We come from Germany... We enjoy making the rock and singing about genitalia... You may try to be like us but you can't. We're gonna tear down the Berlin Wall in your ears and introduce you to mindblowing rock and then sleep with your sisters just when you thought we were friends. Danke. don't ask us to join groups or send event invites. a.) we're already a group and b.) we don't like you. holla. +++++++
here's photos from our last show...
look, guess who invented the Trophildo! Glock Und Spiel. suck it.
here we are in our hard core action gettin' all sweaty on the shit
"dear lord, thank you for making me flat... that way i can worship you with my ass..." Save a Horse, Ride a Stickhorse. Douche.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/1/2004
Band Website: eatyomamayousuckeggs.com
Band Members: Glock = guy who sings and mans the decks (not to name drop but he used to back up hasselhoff...that's right ladies.. now spread it...) ,

Spiel = lady who plays keys and sings and invented the vibrator with a ziploc bag and an electric toothbrush Y

Und = guy who plays guitar and screams into guitar with bloody face and doesn't get much action these days since the SARS set in m
Influences: Bauhaus (the art institute not the band), Englebert Humperdink, Petra, Boz Scaggs, Bachman Turner Ovedrive, Billy Ray Cyrus, Vanilla Ice, Colin Powell, Boobs and a little Conway Twitty
Sounds Like: four orthodontists having sex to the soundtrack to "short circuit 2"
Record Label: Dimmak
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Jesus

According to the blinking signaly-thing inour Top 8 - Jesus is "Online Now" which reallyfucks up the whole idea of omnipresence nowdoesn't it.
Posted by Glock Und Spiel on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:24:00 PST

shakira

bitch can't sing.she sounds like kermit the frogand dances like an epileptic.
Posted by Glock Und Spiel on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:00:00 PST

we're so awesome

we have this many blog readers: ________________ perhaps it is because we post 1 blog every year. that means, you better savor this one like a big, fat schnitzel with mustard sucktards. proce...
Posted by Glock Und Spiel on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:24:00 PST

**********Notes on Shitty American Halloween Costumes*********

Last night Spiel went to a party...she was dressed like a Multi-Racial American hipster.All covert and shit. Upon reflection, she andsome german counterparts have devised:GLOCK UND SPIEL'S GUIDE TO HA...
Posted by Glock Und Spiel on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:25:00 PST