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Carl

Relax - Wen Ya Wanna ---

About Me

Hi. Im Carl... Im the type of person who over drinks, does something fucking stupid and regrets it for a week.. Its fun though.. I just had half a joint and thats all you need to know. Work It!

My Interests

Rosary Beads. Patchouly Oil. Perfume. Photography. Burlesque. Absinthe. Vodka. Cider. Guys. Friends. Chris Crocker. Pot. Hair Dye. Lip Balm. Dildos. Porn. Music. Moon. Kaz Bat's Den. Symbols. Modification. Sharolaid. Cyber Goths. Bizarre Magazine. Dances With Unicorns. Drunken Katherine hug. Newcastle. Hastings. Botox. Clouds. Black, Red, Blue, pink. Dreadlocks. Religeon. Charity Shops. Masculinity. Pink hair. Ben & Jerrys. Healthy Eating. Weight Watchers. Cry And Be Free 12". LG Shine. Pink Nano. Bangles. Records.

I'd like to meet:

UntitledBefore 3volution in my room :-p

Music:

Marilyn Manson, Jeffree Star, Mortiis, Gwen Stefani, Cradle of Filth, DJ Tomcraft, MC Smally, Divine, Edith Massey, Amanda Lepore, Cazwell, Madonna, Culture Club, Marilyn, Dead or Alive, Vaseline Towers, MC Lyric, Columbine, Hanzel und Gretyl, Deathstars, Scissor Sisters, TREX, Lady Sov, Flip N Fill, Mika, Amy Winehouse, Calvin Harris, Cher, Jewel, The Crystals, The Mamas & The Papas, Dusty Springfield, Alanis Morrisette, The Shangri-las, Alice Deejay,

Movies:

Party Monster, Rocky Horror, The Craft, Hairspray (original), Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Goodfellas, Mean Girls, Bring It On, Save The Last Dance, Carrie, From Dusk Till Dawn, One Night In Paris, The Wizard of Oz, Forest Gump, The Godfarther, Spice Girls: The Movie, Kevin & Perry Go Large, THE WICKER MAN, Oliver Twist, Annie, Harry Potter, Kill Bill, Monster, Brokeback Mountain, Polyester

Television:

Sugar Rush, Queer As Folk(UK), SKINS!!!!!, Shameless, Charmed, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Absulutely Fabulous, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Eastenders, Pete Burns PA, Ricki Lake, Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Sally-Jesse, Afterlife, Big Brother, Date My Mom, Jane Goldman Investigates, The Simple Life, 3 Non Blondes,-------------------

Books:

I love biographies, true crime n stuff.. I love Kelley Armstrong. I also like magazines. Bizarre magazin and fashion.

Heroes:

Everyone who has came to my place, and every college fabulous, the Hastings people, the family.

My Blog

Toby Mole In The Glory Hole

Ok, this is a story about a girl named fucky... Oops she did it again! - You can call her Mary. Mary was a pleasent girl. Living in North Carolina next to McDonalds, the place she ate every day.. She ...
Posted by Carl on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:09:00 PST

Internet Arguing

This is something that REALLY iritates me, partly because i've done it myself.. Internet arguing... Has anyone ever noticed that when two internet twats start arguing.. Usually on a forum, MSN or mys...
Posted by Carl on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:55:00 PST

A story by Lianne & Carl: Thanks to NCL boredom.

one day i went to the park and i fingered my terry's mam. she had a big hard helmet, like a stone and then she came down my pussy. it was vile, she sniffed it good and pumped it dirty. i was at colleg...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:14:00 PST

Song For Lianne

Mister MisterLet me fuck your sisterHow does her minge flow?With S.T.IsAnd pupic liceAnd genitle warts in a rowAnd genitle warts in a row..Copyright S.Anderson/C.RodgerSample: Pretty maids all in a ro...
Posted by Carl on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:00:00 PST

~To Drink~

To Drink: To drink a cider washed all down then a drink of vodka and your stomach frowns. To drink some beer you feel no ache but when you drink another you wake up with the shakes.    ...
Posted by Carl on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:41:00 PST

MYSPACE [CLONE KIDD]

Myspace [CLONE KIDD]: An example of these weird names poppin up all over myspace.. Why??? [DEATH GIRL] [HEART ATTACK] [WANK IT] [cheese damn] It's pointless.. Also why &&, why not just &??...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:03:00 PST

Shazza ov luka

Alreet, me name is Shazza. Im gannen doon the toon I live in luka I got three baines Tanya, Tasha & Tammy I even give them food Cos im the 'best mammy'   Im the luka Britney All dressed ...
Posted by Carl on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:04:00 PST

Sunday Sunday

Sunday 1  23rd Sep 2007 Gwen Stefani: Fabulous gig. Fun & harajuku, fabulous!!!! Sunday 2  30th Sep 2007 Ladyboys of Bangkok: very fun, had a drink at switch after, very cool!!! Sunday 3...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:38:00 PST

Princess Prince Fake

Jack, Princess Short and blonde A local child With a magical wand Meet the others More prince than you Fall back to sleep your faker than me! ...
Posted by Carl on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:21:00 PST

The Ghost who wanted to fuck me!

My strange experience with a disembodied being. Ohh yes, it was the other day. I had just went to sleep, feeling fine after reading a Woman magazine - When I remember this weird thing pulling me in my...
Posted by Carl on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:30:00 PST