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Valatard

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven

About Me

I drink too much, I smoke too much and have been told that I know way too much about penis eating German's. I have a fear of cats and nothing scares me more than the thought of being alone in a room with one. I'm normally really fucking loud so just deal with it and if you tell me to use my "indoor voice" I'll just get louder.

My Interests

Red lipstick, black hair dye,drinking Anti-Val juice at Stardrunks,Lon, My big Mexican Family, And the Mother Fucking Ramones

I'd like to meet:

Someone to entertain me and lets me get my way...that's very important. People that don't mind drunk little mexican's with foul mouths. People that don't play games, unless were talking twister then it's on. Guys and girls that can hold a conversation.

Music:

The Ramones,Snatch and the Fingers, The Misfits, Stiff Little Fingers, Dead Milkmen ,Flogging Molly,DKM, Johnny Cash, 80's crap, The Beatles(ya, I can admit it), The Clash, The Rev., Morris Day and the Time, Ottis Redding, David Bowie, Fear, Social D., The Hellbilly's, Anti-Nowhere League, Black Flag, Billie Holliday, Blondie, The Buzzcocks, Dead Kennedys, Dwarves,Swinging Utters, Hayseed Dixie, Hepcat, Nashville Pussy, NWA, Oingo Boingo, Supersuckers,Descendents,The Unseen, Turbonegro,Jewdriver,Troublemaker,Fracas,Ill Gotten Gainz,Oppressed Logic, ect. Lots of music really, to much to think about or try to list.

Movies:

Repo Man, Valley girl, Rock & Roll High School,Rushmore, True Romance, Sid and Nancy,Animal House, All about My Mother, Scarface,Apocalypse Now, Lawrence of Arabia, Harold and Maude, The Muppet Movie, The Princess Bride, Donnie Darko,The Road lawyer,Top Secret, spaceballs, Army of Darkness, lock stock and two smoking barrels, fletch, Clerks, Indie and Foriegn Flicks, Spike and Mike's, anything by Burton, Lynch or Smith. I like a lot of fucking great/bad movies...

Television:

The Price is Mother Fucking Right!!!

Books:

Are fun to read

Heroes:

My Brother, Americo Yabar, Joey Ramone,my Aunt Alma, and Lon for wanting to marry my crazy ass

My Blog

How's your year going??

So as a few of you know already, Lon has been passing a kidney stone for the last 2 and half weeks. What fun right? My man doesn't have health insurance and we just got the bill for the emergency room...
Posted by Valatard on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

Why I like drinking by myself.....

Tonight's all about drinking by myself. A girls' gotta do it everyonce in a while. I have so much fun when I'm drunk and alone.....I never tell myself to use my indoor voice.....I'm always the best ...
Posted by Valatard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST