x LONG LIVE PUNK CABARET x
SCOUTS IS MY LIFE
"Cereal doesn't discriminate. It just wants to be eaten." - James
EVERYTHING is better outdoors!
nolite te bastardes carborundorum
don't let the bastards grind you down...
"It's amazing that in a universe of such wonders, we've been able to invent such a thing as boredom."
"Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter
-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life! "
"One thousand years from now there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me." - Renton (Trainspotting)
Wiser words were never spoken.
LIKES:
camping-brushing my teeth-sleeping in-singing-dresden dolls-piercings-friends- scouts -dressing up-getting dirty-music-skanking-dancing-adrenalin rushes-speculating-moshing-live bands-op shopping-food-monty python-shakespeare-interesting words (like phantasmogoric)-ellipses (...)-public speaking-laughing (naturally...)-pondering-catching trains-art-photos-intellectual confabulations-conversations that make no sense at all, whatsoever- BOD THAT FEPP! -watching people-pirates-Ewan McGregor-blu tack-cereal for afternoon tea-siestas-breakfast-The Rocky Horror Picture Show-Aviators-giant jaffas-MATHEMATICS-clouds-chocolate covered coffee beans-puttin' on the ritz-spats
DISLIKES:
stupid people-getting up early-people who obsessively worry and stress-freezing-homework (with a passion)-puberty-stress-snoring-motor revs-jealousy-drinking cold drinks out of ceramic mugs-drinking hot drink from a glass-being told to shoosh (i really hate it, just tell me to shut up)-aviators breaking
GOALS:
go into space-walk on the moon-break a world record-get something published-paintball(DONE!!)milk a cow-rollerblade along the beach in california-whitewater rafting(DONE!!)climb everest-discover something-invent something-write a song-base jump-sky dive(DONE!!)-bungee jump(DONE!!)-click the board thing at the beginning of a scene of a movie-
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