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About Me

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I am 30 years old. I am from Salt Lake. I am a home owner. I used to be gothic . I used to be a Club Kid . These were my shoes .
I can touch my nose with my tongue. I can speak Spanish (sort of). I can make a kick ass butternut squash soup. I can be a bitch. I want to be a good person. I want to be the most perfect human I can be.
I do go to the gym 3 times a week. I don't have a kick ass body (yet). I am the oldest of 3 brothers. I am not the tallest of them. I do have a mother of Welsh descent. I do have a father of British descent. His grandmother married a native american. I am addicted to everything.
My father lives in Dallas. He didn't get along with his father. I don't get along with my father. My mother lives in Salt Lake. Her father was a drinker. My mother is a drinker. I am a drinker.
I want to get a masters in Economics from New School University. I want someone to pay for it. I want to change the world. I want to fix capitalism.
I like my eggs over easy, my coffee black and my bacon crispy. I hate my salad with dressing, my hot dogs boiled and my fish, sticked.
I want to be a Carrie, but I know I'm a Miranda

My Interests

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Polaroids, Guinness, Puns, This American Life

I'd like to meet:

Lethargic emo boys, squatty wrestlers, the ridiculously tall and big black men.

Music:

Get Up Kids, Johnny Cash, Tori Amos, AFI, Le Tigre, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Killers, Southern Culture on the Skids, Arctic Monkeys, We Are Scientists, Elvis, The Faint, Bright Eyes, Dashboard Confessional, Neko Case, The Decemberists, The New Amsterdams, Stereophonic, Jose Gonzalez, Tegan & Sara, Jenny Lewis, The Lashes, The New Pornographers, Dresden Dolls

Movies:

Wild At Heart, Gregg Araki movies (except Splendor), David Lynch movies, The Godfather, Chinatown, Lost In Translation, Magnolia, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Airplane, Mommie Dearest, Napolean Dynamite

Television:

NewsRadio, Mythbusters, Desperate Housewives, Twin Peaks, Lost, Daily Show, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Nova, Frontline, Carnivale, Heroes, Colbert Report, My Name is Earl, 30 Rock

Books:

Geek Love, Youth In Revolt, Sue Grafton, Douglas Coupland, Sarah Vowell, David Sedaris, David Rakoff, John Hodgman

Heroes:

Ira Glass, Mr. Burns, Bree VanDeKamp-Hodge

My Blog

Chubby Cute

I've long had a secret attraction to chubby cute guys. I think I realized this after Knocked Up came out. I have a secret attraction to Seth Rogen. I can't explain it and I've spent many nights trying...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:51:00 PST

Ideal Body

For most of my life I've lamented that I'm not the tall blonde muscle guy with the six pack abs and stunning blue eyes. I had long ago made peace with the fact that would never be the ideal male image...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:46:00 PST

Joe Lieberman in Drag

It is clear that Clinton will never give it up. Her speech tonight was shameful. At a time when she should have been mobilizing her supporters behind the chosen nominee she refused to gracefully leave...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:05:00 PST

Survey Bored

50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends,and let them learn50 things about you!1) Do you like blue cheese?I love blue cheese2) Have you ever smoked ...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:02:00 PST

Depressed?

Watching a documentary about Everest. One person mentioned that he had always been a depressive person and that if you push and beat your body hard enough you start to ignore it. That a lot of people ...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:14:00 PST

So Close

I made it in 4:37:04. While it is an improvement over my last marathon. I'm a little disappointed that I didn't reach my goal. However, I knew by the 11th mile that it was just going to be a rough rac...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:08:00 PST

Jitters

Can't sleep. Marathon jitters have arrived. Rough week ahead.
Posted by Jake on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:47:00 PST

Near Death

I had a near death experience today. Today was the peak of my marathon training. I realize I’ve been lax in posting about the training what with all my Clinton hating posts. So today was suppose...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:26:00 PST

Purple Rain

At some point I lost the ability to hope and believe. This is odd since I've funneled the legal maximum into the campaign of a man based based on hope. And yet in my own life I really don't have it. A...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:28:00 PST

Stupid Reasty Cunt

Why oh why is everything w/ the Clinton's some vast conspiracy. Your healthcare plan does require everyone to purchase health insurance. And then after complaining that your position was mis...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:09:00 PST