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Slash my face.

something wicked this way came

About Me

Daddy taught me not to swallow and mommy charges by the hour. She says I am perfect because I am this tall.

My Interests

"get me my belt" abandonment aborted fetuses abuse alcoholism anger anorexia nervosa bestiality blacking out blood letting boxed wine buggery cocaine cock co-dependency confusion death denial disappointment eating zombie pussy emetophobia failure heart break homelessness homoerotic tendencies humiliation incest jesus juice lies longing lying misogyny molestation narcissim necrophilia paranoia pedophilia rape roman showers self-loathing self-mutilation silent film slaughtering vegans small doglets speaking in tongues spousal abuse suicide taking advantage of others vaginal tubes wasted potential

I'd like to meet:

A teddy bear. My mommy has one that vibrates.

Music:

Alvin and the chipmunks, the bambi record, and peaches.

Movies:

Bambi and the Re-Penetrator.

Books:

The Beautiful and the Damned.

Heroes:

The Brothers Grimm