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Derek™

It is impossible to truly concentrate on anything when your wallet is empty and your heart is full o

About Me

"One of God's own prototypes: a high-powered mutant never even considered for mass-production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."

My Interests

Reading, writing, travelling, drinking, fighting, fucking, and falling down. Lists of words i hate. Lists of words i love. Journalism. Histories. DIY. Coffee. Cigarettes. Pavement Bonding. Hostels. Long conversations about nothing in particular. Greyhound. The East Coast. Not sleeping. "Freaking out". "Getting weird". Scars. Tattoos. Surgery Mishaps. Theology. Philosophy. Psychology. Clever Observation. Astrology.
Keeping an eye on Dickheads

I'd like to meet:

Some Keg.

Music:

I listen to public radio.
...and do all my own voice-overs MST3k style.

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Amelie, Dieu est Grande et Je Ne Pas, M*A*S*H, The Godfather (1 & 2), Silence of The Lambs, Animal Crackers,

Television:

House M.D., Family Guy, CSI, The Universe (Discovery Channel0, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and quite a bit of stand up.

Books:

Don Quixote: The Man of La Mancha, House of Leaves, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Love and Indpendence, The Anatomy of Disgust, Obscentiy Anarchy and Reality, Women Fire and Dangerous Things, Time Space and Knowledge, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Sherlock Holms novels, any H.S. Thompson book ever published, and a slew of histories.
...just to name a few.

Heroes:

Thompson. Capote.

My Blog

Fun With Faces? Cause Edna said so.

women aside...this is the best it could give me.>Shiiiiiiiit.  ya'll see the phoenix up there, right?  but seriously...charlie chaplin??..> http://www.myheritage.com..>...I'm also a...
Posted by Derek™ on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST

Sleeplessness and Introspect

There is a very minute possibility I may be coming to terms with the notion that I am not as forgiving as I once had myself believe.I can forgive, but I will never forget.Then why do I still feel the ...
Posted by Derek™ on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:55:00 PST

Pathetic.

What kind of man can honestly call a person friend, and then turn his back on them for a piece of busted looking pussy?You want a new relationship. You want a divorce from your wife. You want to be a...
Posted by Derek™ on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:45:00 PST

Stuck

The following song has been stuck in my head for nearly two weeks now.Aside from the fact that the man is amazing, I have no clue as to why it just won't go away. ...
Posted by Derek™ on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST

We Met In High School

...and the truth is, in spite of everything that I say, there's a part of me I bury deep inside of me that will NEVER FUCKING FORGIVE YOU for the HORRIBLE things you did to me.Don't ever try to turn t...
Posted by Derek™ on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:28:00 PST

The Strange Fifteen

I've never really been a big fan of what I'm about to do, but what the fuck, Crystal didn't want to and she did it...so here goes:1. I rub My feet together when I sleep.  It's a comfort thing.&nb...
Posted by Derek™ on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

Who's The Sensative Bore? See: Cryptic

you've given me a heart contusion that I'm not dealing with as well as I thought I would be able to...and you have no idea....or maybe it's the fact that I can't tell you that's eating me alive....
Posted by Derek™ on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:21:00 PST

This Is Why I'm Hot...

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net...
Posted by Derek™ on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

Quotin' Quotables

"Those who want to live, let them fight.  Those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." "Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventual...
Posted by Derek™ on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

Dream Boat

I had the most amazing dream last night.  Nothing of any interest really happened, but I remember being absolutely elated.  I don't think I have ever been as happy as I was in this dream.&nb...
Posted by Derek™ on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:37:00 PST