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Jerry

Only two things fall from the sky... birdshit and dumb-asses!

About Me

I was a doorman for ten years(hate the term bouncer), now I am a pool guy in boulder. I train hard for a hopefully successful career in MMA fighting. Awesome life so far! I have a few people I call close friends/family. Most of them are my friends here also. My mom is numero uno! some family next, friends after that... I am healthy, I work out every day, and yes I am picky of what I shove in my mouth. I cook very well, but I also order out pretty damn good too! I have never been arrested, never stolen anything, don't drink but maybe once a month, but that doesn't stop me from going out. Just no partner in crime to have fun with....well plenty of those.. but you know what I mean.I cuss a lot but never in front of children or decrepit old people. It's just not right. Joking! It's always O.K. So here I am at this dumpy myspace site trying to pick a cool chick to hang out with. Sucks so far. Am I missing some thing on my page!? so there it is, don't like it great! thats what its there for, weeding out the suckers who cant handle someone like me.YAY!!! href=http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vZ2xpdHRlci1ncmFwaGl jcy5jb20= ..'Myspace Graphics'Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

horror movies, skiing (c'mon winter), fight sports, music, biking, old cars, good food, water, sun, working out, diggin' the local pro wrestling as of late...GO BIG MONEY!!! oh yeah fishin' can't forget that, gees almost forgot fishin' and lots of other crap too so.. there ya go!

I'd like to meet:

Gotta like the same crap I do! don't really care what music you listen to as long as you are a good person. I get along with open minded people with a great senses of humor. A good time to me is being anywhere with friends crackin' jokes, usually tasteless, so I'd like to meet someone similar. Would you like someone who wanted to go to the gym or for a run with? What a coincidence, me too! See we already have stuff in common! Talk to you soon.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Ministry, Panacea,Violent Femmes, The Cramps, Skinny Puppy, The Meat Puppets, Thin Lizzy, KMFDM, Kraftwerk, The Reverend Horton Heat, Minutemen, AK 1200, Black Sabbath, Metalica, Ramones, Run DMC, MSTRKRFT, Ottis Redding,A good DJ. AN innovative band. Whatever.

Movies:

Zombie movies crack me up! Favorite movies include but are not limited to: Dawn of the dead, Shawn of the dead, Invasion of the body snatchers, American psycho, and Kung Fu movies kick ass! not too many chick flicks I like, sorry.My all time favorite movie is "Hakiro Kirosawa's Dream". Japanese director Hakiro Kirosawa, through bright colors, traditional Japanese music and theater, also (as the title entails) his own imagination. Bringing great moral stories of the modern world in a almost story book presentation. In other words check it out! Zombies! Can You Survive?
Nice! You managed to survive, made it out with more than a few friends and family and have still managed to see something positive come out of all this. I commend you.
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Television:

Yup,I surf! ..

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Books:

anything about how the universe works, physics mostly, time, space, black holes. Stephen Hawking's books kick ass! img src="http://web.tickle.com/cv/50651/http://i.emode.com/tests /uiq/images/linguist2_s.gif" width="120" height="1

Heroes:

Smile! be good to yourself first, live an exceptional life, then get back to me.