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Yup…It’s official. Mattie tricked me into going to the
top of the Space Needle on October 11, 2007 th to meet an old friend. But
his friend never showed up….It was all a smooth cover-up. He told me that I
was his best friend….and his lover….and the only thing missing was to be his
wife. MATTIE PROPOSED!!!!! I SAID YES!!!!!
Yes, I am Chinese. Yes, the tattoo on the back of my
neck is Chinese. The top character is my mom’s maiden name, and the bottom one is my real
first name - but don't bother asking me how to pronounce it, cuz you'll probably screw up.
Don’t ask me about my ex.  Any of them.  Just don’t.Â
Unless you already know me realllllly well.
This is the amount of surgeries I have had to replace
both of my hips.
Halloween should be celebrated everyday.Â
Really.
I lived in Colorado for 28 years and moved to Seattle. After three years there, I realized that I never should have left Colorado, so I moved back as of May, 2009. There's a LOT to be said about being able to see trees and mountains when you wake up!!
I need a young priest and an old priest. “The power of
Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!â€
I want television….I want eyes of blue….I want men who
want to rule the world!!! And I say, "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth..."
My body – my choice. You can tell me to burn in hell.Â
It’s still my choice.
Please don’t call me Lucy Lui. It was cute the first
fifty times. Now….not so much. If you don’t know me very well yet, I’ll give
you one or two freebies. After that, off with your head!!!
I love a good movie. Mostly vampire or zombie movies though, although other stuff can be good too.
Racist, sexist, cruel, insensitive, or generally
closed-minded people can stop reading this HERE RIGHT NOW. I don't want to waste
my time, and I sure as hell won’t waste anymore of yours. Otherwise, please
continue if you’re bored and have time to kill.
Army crawling through your living room with big windows
is an excellent way to hide from stalkers.
Sleeping with a bat, a knife, or another person in bed
is also another great way to protect yourself from stalkers.
Columbus Day is not a holiday. It never, ever should
have been declared one. It’s completely fucking asinine to celebrate a mass
murderer. Fuck him.Â
I am Buddhist, Pagan, and Wiccan.
My totem animal is the dragonfly.
I’m a Pisces through and through. And in the Chinese
Zodiac, I am a horse through and through. Trust me.
I am extremely happy that Stephen King did not get
killed by that damned van.
I have been through chemotherapy twice now. So fair
warning – don’t make fun of my hair. Or anyone else that has gone through
it. The last thing we need is shit from you insensitive cunts calling us
“freaks†because we don’t have hair.
REDRUM, REDRUM….I see dead people. But no rings yet….
War is pointless. I do support the troops that are
dying for us so that we can live in what may or may not be a safer, more
peaceful world. But there are other ways that this can be accomplished.
Really Bush….Do you really think that “The Human being
and fish can coexist peacefully?â€Â Fucking moron.
Yes, I vote. Everyone should.
I firmly believe in aromatherapy, crystal therapy,
candle therapy, Chakra balancing, meditation, and massage therapy. I did try Acupuncture (without any real results), but really – any type of alternative medical
solution can’t hurt.
Yes he was born….born….born….Born to be alive!!!!
Sad Panda + Squished Julie = PandaCake!!
I hate the Broncos, even though I grew up in Colorado.
Please never call me “an exotic cherry blossom.â€Â See
number 10 above.
I don’t want kids. My friends have kids…I live
vicariously through them if I ever feel the need to. But I do share custody
of two chubby, talkative cats.Â
I would love to own another snake though….
My mother is one of the strongest people I know, and if
you hurt her, I will have to castrate you.
On that note, rapists should be castrated too.
“These stools are…eee…wobbly!â€
Dude looks like a lady!!!
Eating caramels really IS just as arbitrary as drinking
coffee.
37?????!!!!! In a row???!!!
One of the things I truly hated about Seattle were the streets. Aren't the streets suppose to meet at right angles? Who the hell designed the streets in Seattle? Obviously someone who has never gone through basic geometry!!
I hate clowns. And spiders. And spider-clowns.
I actually don’t even like the taste of absinthe,
really…
There is no Arizona. No painted desert, no Sedona...
What would happen if you combined Gizmo and Yoda?Â
Where exactly is the Paradise City? Can someone please
take me home?
Vodka, Gin, Whiskey, and then Rum….In that order.
My degree is in Anthropology. No, I do not dig up
dinosaurs, so please don’t call me Ross. I just want to work in a forensics
lab….like CSI….But not as cheesy as the show, especially the Miami version.
Why must every vampire movie end with the vampire being
dismembered or burnt to a crisp?  Why can’t the vampire just win, for once?
I would like to see the members of Aerosmith duke it out
in a No Holds Barred, bloody match with the members of The Rolling Stones.Â
And I can’t decide who I would want to win….
Take it on the run baby!
The first one is ALWAYS a mulligan.
Triangle pilllows fucking RULE!!
I Am a Mermaid
Looks can be deceiving... How in the hell did this quiz decide that I'm a Mermaid??... I don't even know how to swim!!! What Mythological Creature Are You?