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Absinthe China Doll

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About Me

    Yup…It’s official.  Mattie tricked me into going to the top of the Space Needle on October 11, 2007 th to meet an old friend.  But his friend never showed up….It was all a smooth cover-up.  He told me that I was his best friend….and his lover….and the only thing missing was to be his wife.  MATTIE PROPOSED!!!!!  I SAID YES!!!!! Yes, I am Chinese.  Yes, the tattoo on the back of my neck is Chinese.  The top character is my mom’s maiden name, and the bottom one is my real first name - but don't bother asking me how to pronounce it, cuz you'll probably screw up. Don’t ask me about my ex.  Any of them.  Just don’t.  Unless you already know me realllllly well. This is the amount of surgeries I have had to replace both of my hips. Halloween should be celebrated everyday.  Really. I lived in Colorado for 28 years and moved to Seattle. After three years there, I realized that I never should have left Colorado, so I moved back as of May, 2009. There's a LOT to be said about being able to see trees and mountains when you wake up!! I need a young priest and an old priest.  “The power of Christ compels you!  The power of Christ compels you!” I want television….I want eyes of blue….I want men who want to rule the world!!!  And I say, "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth..." My body – my choice.  You can tell me to burn in hell.  It’s still my choice. Please don’t call me Lucy Lui.  It was cute the first fifty times.  Now….not so much.  If you don’t know me very well yet, I’ll give you one or two freebies.  After that, off with your head!!! I love a good movie.  Mostly vampire or zombie movies though, although other stuff can be good too. Racist, sexist, cruel, insensitive, or generally closed-minded people can stop reading this HERE RIGHT NOW.  I don't want to waste my time, and I sure as hell won’t waste anymore of yours.  Otherwise, please continue if you’re bored and have time to kill. Army crawling through your living room with big windows is an excellent way to hide from stalkers. Sleeping with a bat, a knife, or another person in bed is also another great way to protect yourself from stalkers. Columbus Day is not a holiday.  It never, ever should have been declared one.  It’s completely fucking asinine to celebrate a mass murderer.  Fuck him.  I am Buddhist, Pagan, and Wiccan. My totem animal is the dragonfly. I’m a Pisces through and through.  And in the Chinese Zodiac, I am a horse through and through.  Trust me. I am extremely happy that Stephen King did not get killed by that damned van. I have been through chemotherapy twice now.  So fair warning – don’t make fun of my hair.  Or anyone else that has gone through it.  The last thing we need is shit from you insensitive cunts calling us “freaks” because we don’t have hair. REDRUM, REDRUM….I see dead people.  But no rings yet…. War is pointless.  I do support the troops that are dying for us so that we can live in what may or may not be a safer, more peaceful world.  But there are other ways that this can be accomplished. Really Bush….Do you really think that “The Human being and fish can coexist peacefully?”  Fucking moron. Yes, I vote.  Everyone should. I firmly believe in aromatherapy, crystal therapy, candle therapy, Chakra balancing, meditation, and massage therapy.  I did try Acupuncture (without any real results), but really – any type of alternative medical solution can’t hurt. Yes he was born….born….born….Born to be alive!!!! Sad Panda + Squished Julie = PandaCake!! I hate the Broncos, even though I grew up in Colorado. Please never call me “an exotic cherry blossom.”  See number 10 above. I don’t want kids.  My friends have kids…I live vicariously through them if I ever feel the need to.  But I do share custody of two chubby, talkative cats.  I would love to own another snake though…. My mother is one of the strongest people I know, and if you hurt her, I will have to castrate you. On that note, rapists should be castrated too. “These stools are…eee…wobbly!” Dude looks like a lady!!! Eating caramels really IS just as arbitrary as drinking coffee. 37?????!!!!!  In a row???!!! One of the things I truly hated about Seattle were the streets. Aren't the streets suppose to meet at right angles? Who the hell designed the streets in Seattle? Obviously someone who has never gone through basic geometry!! I hate clowns.  And spiders.  And spider-clowns. I actually don’t even like the taste of absinthe, really… There is no Arizona.  No painted desert, no Sedona... What would happen if you combined Gizmo and Yoda?  Where exactly is the Paradise City?  Can someone please take me home? Vodka, Gin, Whiskey, and then Rum….In that order. My degree is in Anthropology.  No, I do not dig up dinosaurs, so please don’t call me Ross.  I just want to work in a forensics lab….like CSI….But not as cheesy as the show, especially the Miami version. Why must every vampire movie end with the vampire being dismembered or burnt to a crisp?  Why can’t the vampire just win, for once? I would like to see the members of Aerosmith duke it out in a No Holds Barred, bloody match with the members of The Rolling Stones.  And I can’t decide who I would want to win…. Take it on the run baby! The first one is ALWAYS a mulligan. Triangle pilllows fucking RULE!!

I Am a Mermaid
Looks can be deceiving... How in the hell did this quiz decide that I'm a Mermaid??... I don't even know how to swim!!! What Mythological Creature Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting, generally nice and openminded, with a brain, and not a stalker or weirdo...I've had my share of stalkers, thank you very much...In general, I like open minded people with a sense of humor (preferably wicked) and a respect for both themselves and others.Oh....Wouldn't mind meeting Stephen King, Johnny Depp, Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe, Dracula, Jack the Ripper, Criss Angel, Poppy Z. Brite, and Del James (yes YOU Del :). I'm sure they would all make for some kick ass, fucked up conversations! I would normally add Anne Rice to that list, but I already met her, and it was kinda boring...

My Blog

Cherry Darling Success!!!!

This year's Halloween costume for me was the hardest one I've ever tried to pull off, and it worked!!  Thanks to the awesome instructions I got from this website: http://amputeeresource. org/CDH....
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:54:00 GMT

Help me with my Halloween costume!!!

OK.  So I'm DETERMINED to be Cherry Darling from Tarantino's Grindhouse "Planet Terror" movie for Halloween.  I have all the actual clothing items - the boots, top, skirt, etc.  I have ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:10:00 GMT

Jesse Helms Died....Good Riddance

Now I am not the type of person that is happy when someone dies - anyone really.  But this deserves special attention.  Senator Jesse Helms from North Carolina died today (or I guess really ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:30:00 GMT

I’m NEVER Going on Vacation AGAIN!!!!

It's been almost two years since I moved from Loveland, Colorado to Seattle, Washington.  Well I've been dying to go back for at least a visit.....but I'm not sure if I will feel that way soon ag...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 19:07:00 GMT

Some Thoughts On Turning 30.....

OK, time for an actual serious rambling blog on life.  It happened.  I tried to stop it, but couldn't find a damned flux capacitor for the De Lorean.  It snuck up on me, and suddenly I'...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:49:00 GMT

WTF?!?!

OK!!!  Now that I'm awake again and have recovered from last night, I remember one thing... While I was out at the bars, some guy asked me if I was a man....WHAT THE FUCK???  Do I look like ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:04:00 GMT

Fuck him.....

OK.  I'm drunk....and I'm finally home watching Jay Leno of all fucking things with Mattie....and I just realized that Jay Leno is fucking piece of shit Republican chauvenistic bastard that doesn...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:44:00 GMT

I SOLD OUT!!!!!

Yup, that's right!  "The World" Tarot card print by digital art horror master Jason Beam has sold out.  Honestly, I didn't even know until today.  So, to any of you that bought a print,...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:52:00 GMT

I got FUCKED UP by hell on wheels!

Ok&So I just HAVE to tell everyone this, because it's just fucking hilarious.  It's the kind of thing that you'd see in a Ben Stiller movie or something.   So I was at a mall yesterday, wand...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 14:10:00 GMT

The World Tarot Card by Jason Beam, featuring Yours Truly as the model....

Ah yes&Here I go on my second shameless use of MySpace to promote something.  Many of you already know, but for those of you that don't, digital artist extraordinaire Jason Beam decided to create...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 20:05:00 GMT