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About Me

I play swimming like itâ€™s my job. District Qualifier Placed 39th in the hardest District in the country. I was captain of the 05,06 season.It was pretty sweet we dominated under my awesome leadership. I was in band. I'm a pretty nice guy. Hmm I'm pretty open-minded. I know a lot about mechanical things and how things work. If I donâ€™t know where I'm going when I'm driving I will figure it out before I leave or on the way I'm a human map. I never get lost except that one time on the east side, but who knows how to get around over there. I'm a lifeguard at Ryan poo (yes I meant to leave the l off), I also Teach Kids how to swim. I have horrible handwriting and I can't spell hippopotamus. I have Flat feet and I'm blind as a person who is blind. Hmm I'm surprised your still reading cause I Just added this and the rest has barely changed. I like to drive my sweet 95 Dodge Neon complete with an attractive side dent from grocery carts and a leaking gas line on the part going down from the filler place to the tank. What else is wrong? The brakes suck the tires are bald for the most part, I go around a minor turn and they squeal massively. UHHHH... WOO for Karios 56. Best yet. UHHH Good Morning.
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My Interests

I like my job do you? Swimming Driving Laughing Burning various objects Golf is neat Pissing off my dad a daily priority Driving quickly but safely

I'd like to meet:

Any one And everyone. Add me or hit up my sn. DietCokeRules06. Hitler. I wanna kick him in the balls. Travis Barker AKA "God"

Music:

I like -AcDc, -Avenged SevenFold, -Beatles, -Blink 182, -Box Car Racer, -Chiodos, -CKY, -Death Cab For Cutie, -Flogging Molly, -Gold Finger, -(Old)Green Day, -Him, -Jimmy Eat world, -Led Zepplin, -Let Her Die Gorgeous. -Metalica, -New Found Glory, -The Postal Service -Ramones, -Rolling stones -Story of the Year, -System of a Down, -Senses Fail -Taking Back Sunday, -Thrice, -Thursday -Underoath -The Used, -Weird Al, -Yellow Card .

Movies:

CKY 1,2,3,and 4. JackAss the movie. SLC Punk. Boonedock Saints. War of the Worlds. Wedding Crashers. Starskey and Hutch. Debbie Does Dallas. Napoleon Dynamite. Drumline. Bring it on. Remember the Titans. Animal house Double Secret Probation. Sorry (from flip). Fight Club. Baker2g. Edward Scissor Hands. Road trip. Donnie Darko. Super Troopers. Dude Where's my car.Aladdin. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The Incredible s. A Bugs Life. The Lion King. Bambi And most of all Barney Palooza.

Television:

Lost, Scrubs, That 70s Show, The Simpson's, King of the Hill, Family guy, South Park,The Office, My name is Earl,Third Rock from the Sun

Books:

The Da DAvinci Code Harry Potters Five People you meet in heaven. They Cage the Animals at Night Jurassic Park Fitz Gerald is and amazing writer.

Heroes:

Homer Simpson, Mike Phelps, Bobby Bruns, John Book, Any one who serves others around the country.

My Blog

PARTY NEXT WEEKEND

Okay so to celebrate 3 days and no room mate im throwing a party in my room. all are invited, BYOB. FUCK YOU JOSH!!!!
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

Sailing and first accident.

So today is Sunday. What better is there to do than to get up and go for a day full of fun and sailing. So thats what me and my brothers and dad did. so we go to Houston Woods and such. So while were ...
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 05:27:00 PST

What you talking bout Willis???

Yeah Prom is coming up. Time to pick the lady so many to choose but who will make my senior prom night the best it can be. hmmm. Fuck this is going to be like the harest next 2 weeks of my life....
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:02:00 PST

There is a Secret I must tell...

So Senior dance is coming up in 2 weeks... As always is custom before a dance I have no real definite love interest. And any love interest I do have is not available or just doesn't want me. So the gr...
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:46:00 PST

What a shitty weekend.

Yeah last week was by far the longest week of my life. The whole school aspect is looking pretty good should be a fairly easy end to high school. Seniors seriously rule just cause our classes are comp...
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:00:00 PST

Breakfast...

A french poem from class this is heavy shit man. Dans la tasseIl a mis le laitDans la tasse de caféIl a mis le sucreDans le café au laitAvec la petite cuillerIl a tournéIl a bu le café au laitEt il a ...
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:05:00 PST

If you Swim or like a laugh read me.

>If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.>If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer...
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 08:52:00 PST

My Schedule

Homeroom, 4E, Room 214, Johnny Owens French 2, Level 3, Room 125, Mrs. Rosen 1st Sem, Health Room 4, Coach Floyd 2nd Sem, Lifestyles, Room302, Mr. Laake 1st Sem, Economics, Level 2, Room 209...
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:16:00 PST

I'm only 25% Emo how bout you?

I am 25% Emo..Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.Take theEmo Test@ FualiDotCom AGR- 1...
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A random convo with one of those smartechild things

SantaClaus:Ho Ho Ho!What else tops your list for Christmas? DietCokeRules06: a blow up sex doll SantaClaus:The elves put extra care into the dolls we make. >gotta love that shit
Posted by Kevin the Gruesome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST