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patrick

this is where my ironic quote goes...

About Me



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My Interests

drinking cough medicine, smoking, standing in one place and spinning, car fires.

I'd like to meet:

a monkey that smokes, an alien, or the ghost of bill hicks.

Music:

why yes please.

Movies:

the bad news bears, the big lebowski, herzog, woody allen, anything with bea arthur

Television:

oh, just leave it on...

Books:

vonnegut, bukowski, most instruction manuels

Heroes:

captain caveman, my main man Jesus, rip van winkle, robert moog, and that squirrel that can waterski.