Xanta Claus

I am Xanta Claus. Santa's evil twin brother and I live at the South Pole. I like to spend the month of December ruining X-mas for as many people as I possibly can. And believe me that's a tall order considering that I have to keep up with my brother. I'm also a pro wrestler. Maybe you remember me from WWF television shows back in 1993. Here's what my good friend, Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase, had to say about me:"And he is from the South pole, not the North pole like that jolly fellow that goes around giving away gifts to all the boys around the world. You see, unlike Santa Claus, Xanta Claus is much like the Million Dollar Man - he takes everything he can get his hands on."Yeh. That's right, Ted, but you forgot to mention the lovely surprises that I leave in my wake. Also, I like to reward all the naughty kids in the world. Especially the girls. Bwahahaha!!