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tay-yo

welcome to OUCHTOWN.........population you bro!!!

About Me

my name is taylor parrish and i just moved back to my hometown of coahoma, texas. i'd been living and going to school in el paso, texas the past 2 1/2 years and decided i needed a break. i work in the oilfield...let me rephrase, i bust my ass in the oilfield, but the money is the shit so i'm liking it. i love to laugh, hang out with my friends, go to the lake, snow ski, water ski, tube, wakeboard, play beer pong, cookout...just about anything thats fun. i live for baseball and football. i'm the biggest astros, red sox, and longhorn fan you will ever meet. i have some awesome friends and family that i wouldn't trade for anything. i love competiton.....slowpitch, basketball, football, cards, you name it. if its competition...i'm there! if you wanna know anything else, or you think your cool enough to be my friend.....let me know!

My Interests

My interests are football, baseball, slowpitch softball, beating eddie gonzales's ass in everything, working out, school, snowskiing, waterskiing, the National Champion Longhorns, and almost anything I play where I win.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Michael Jordan, John Wayne, Vince Lombardi, Socrates, Mack Brown, Vince Young, Craig Biggio, Cal Ripken Jr., Jessica Alba, Adolf Hitler (so i can kick him in the nuts), the person who founded Coahoma, Texas (so i can hick him in the nuts) and God .. <mspobj type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" height="20

Music:

I love all music. My favorite music is Texas Country and Red Dirt Music. My favorite bands are Cross Canadian Ragweed, Tom Petty, David Grey, Israel Cannan, Coldplay, Def Leppard, Van Halen, Nirvana, Dexter Freebish, Rehab, George Strait, Travis Tritt, Dwight Yoakum, One Star Shy (gotta represent them Big Spring boys), The Verve, The Verve Pipe, The Black Crowes, quit fucking reading, Bush, O.A.R., The Gourds, Robert Earl Keen, Roy Orbison, No Justice, Jack Ingram, Bob Segar, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Coahoma High School Band, Seven Mary Three, Weezer, Fall Out Boy, Jimmy Buffet, Eli Young, Pat Green, Charlie Robison, Ryan James, Jason Eady, Bleu Edmondson, Roger Creager, Stoney Larue, Wade Bowen, Too $hort, AD the VOICE, Jody Nix (just kidding), Reckless Kelly, Randy Rogers, and Mickey and the Motorcars.

Movies:

My favorites are Grandma's Boy, The Sandlot, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Rad, Super Troopers, Any Given Sunday, Beautiful Girls, Gladiator, Troy, Ninja Turtles 1 2 and 3, Waiting, For the Love of the Game, Dumb and Dumber, The Princess Bride, Billy Madison, Wedding Crashers, Friday Night Lights, Bull Durham, Jerry Maguire, The Program, Major League, 1 Night in Paris Hilton, Pulp Fiction, El Dorado, Black Hawk Down, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Breakfast Club, The Astronaut Farmer, A Walk to Remember, Sin City and Tin Cup.

Television:

Scrubs and Entourage are by far my favorites, but then there is Fresh Prince, Salute Your Shorts, Home Improvement, Sportscenter, Pardon the Interruption, Stump the Schwab, Baseball Tonight, Monday Night Football, Saved by the Bell, Cheers, Real Sex 1 through whatever the fuck its at now, and That 70s Show.

Books:

I love anything by Louis L'Amour. My favorite books are Friday Night Lights, Juiced, One Night in August, The Sacketts, The Sackett Brand, and all of the Hank the Cowdog books.

Heroes:

My dad because he has been through more shit than anyone i've ever known and came out swinging, my mom because she is the strongest lady i know, John Wayne, Coach Thance Springer (greatest motivator of all-time), Mack Brown, Vince Lombardi, Craig Biggio, and Cal Ripken Jr. A Conversation Between Allen Iverson and Jim Mora

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EL PASO, TEXAS

you know....when i moved here in august of 2005, i never would've thought i would have had any type of love for this town.  i hated el paso when i moved here.  i didn't know anyone.  i ...
Posted by tay-yo on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:37:00 PST

greatest pump up speech ever

I don't know what to say really.Three minutesto the biggest battle of our professional livesall comes down to today.Eitherwe healas a teamor we are going to crumble.Inch by inchplay by playtill we're ...
Posted by tay-yo on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:16:00 PST

buddha buddha buddha

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written ...
Posted by tay-yo on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:12:00 PST

badass poem by an unknown author

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, when the road you're trudging seems all up hill, when the funds are low and the debts are high, and you want to smile but you have to sigh, when care is p...
Posted by tay-yo on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:14:00 PST

texas is still the shit

okay....first things first.....the longhorns are still the shit!  don't get me wrong, i'm beyond pissed off!  what kind of bullshit is that.....losing to k-state at home by 20 points?  ...
Posted by tay-yo on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:55:00 PST

Funniest Break Up Letter of All Time!!

Sent: Monday, October 24, 2005 9:50 AM Subject: ughBrad,It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am trul...
Posted by tay-yo on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST

Drinking Etiquette!! (Pay close attention Blane, Kris, and Jason)

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change ...
Posted by tay-yo on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST

Pretty cool story!!

Ponder this: A university professor challenged his students with this question."Did God create everything that exists?"A student bravely replied, "Yes, he did!""God created everything?" The professor ...
Posted by tay-yo on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:40:00 PST