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♥Miss Dutch♥

I love pink......and Ultrasonic :) !!!

About Me

Myspace Layouts Myspace Generators Myspace CodesMyspace Layouts Hello, it's me Karen!! also known by a good few people as Dutch - this is due to my hardcore porn career (no, not really but is WAY more interesting than the actual reason!!)....I live in Edinburgh with my 5 year old....I drink an alarming amount of Coca Cola every day....I like pink (the colour not the artist) and fluffiness and glitter - all 3 together and I'm a happy bunny!...I have an obsession about cleaning to the point that people call me Monica...have an unhealthy pervy obsession over Nigel Harman...and George Michael is only gay as he hasn't met me yet...Little Miss Naughty is my trademark...I think it's fab when the dark nights come in..I am a member of a chocolate tasting club and spend a scary amount on a box of chocolates every month...I only recently started using eBay and now I can't get enough.. AND IF YOU ARE FROM TURKEY OR SOME OTHER EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY THEN PLEASE PISS OFF AS NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR 'SPECIAL FRIEND'....TRY AND BUY A PASSPORT ON THE BLACK MARKET LIKE MOST FOLK DOI hate...liars....summer months...people with an agenda...crap timekeepers...people that stalk my page and think I don't know about it (namely my ex's new bird - just how sad ARE you love?)...Ultimate Buzz.... ...the dog downstairs
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My Interests

Raving, swimming, music...life in general actually!! Like going raving and just forgetting reality for a few hours and dancing my socks off!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Well Nigel Harman obviously, preferably naked and 'ready for action'...Danny Dyer...and the man that I see jogging when I am taking my wee one to school and then when I am going to pick her up again to ask him what he does for the 7 hours in-between...the surgeon that saved my Dad's life last year to thank him...... anyone that has been/is still connected to the rave scene....and anyone that wants a good banter and a blether!!!

Music:

All types of dance but especially old skool hardcore....am still raving away after all these years!! Am a huge Ultrasonic fan after they were the second PA I saw at my first rave and have loved them ever since...was a regular at The Bunker, The Fubar, Rezerection, Helter Skelter, The Colloseum and now I go to The Carling Academy to try and recapture the 'thrills of the naughty 90's'!!!....am also a massive George Michael fan and have been for 25 years now..have just managed to get a ticket for his Hampden gig in June this year which I am SOOOOOOOO excited about!!!!!!! Paul Weller, am loving the new Christina Aguilera stuff, have the Greatest Hits of Girls Aloud which is just fab and am going to see them live in May this year which I'm v excited about!! suppose I like my 'girly pop'!! Also like Dido, James Blunt, David Gray to chill out to.... Have just also bought James Morrison's new album which is just superb - can't recommend it highly enough! Amy Winehouse - scary scary looking lady but her album is just amazing....she has a voice like chocolate, all smooth and silky!!!

Movies:



Television:

Eastenders, River City (no sniggering now!!) and of course THE best drama ever on telly (mind you, I said that about 'This Life' in the 90's....) which is, of course, Shameless!! I also never miss The Apprentice

Books:

Marian Keyes, autobiographies of people from my generation, modern Scottish writers - Irvine Welsh (who is just a literary genius), Paul Reed and the such

Heroes:

My Dad....he'll always be my number 1 heroKatie Price

My Blog

MSN

Please don't send me a PM telling me I have nice tits (this I know already) and asking for my MSN address.....it's not going to happen.......
Posted by ♥Miss Dutch♥ on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

Things you actually really want to know about me!

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Posted by ♥Miss Dutch♥ on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

Cyber

am not interested.  Please stop asking    
Posted by ♥Miss Dutch♥ on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:51:00 PST