This Blog is Officially Closed. |
I am closing my MySpace blog. MySpace has become too difficult to deal with, so I am moving my blog to http://holocaustofawesome.blogspot.com/. Please visit me there! I plan on posti...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:15:00 PST |
My first real internet survey ever. |
I have decided that I am not nearly cool enough, so I am going to post some frivilous information about myself on the internet. Isn't that what the kids are looking at these days, the Internets?...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:49:00 PST |
Holy Indignation! |
My school, Northern Illinois University, has had an ongoing infestation of evil Christians. I do not mean "all Christians are evil" by that statement; we are specifically beset by a group of evi...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:36:00 PST |
America is officially an evil movie stereotype. |
So according to a story in the British Daily Mail, apparently Debra Cagan, the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Coalition Affairs to Defence Secretary Robert Gates, told some british MP's that she "hate...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:44:00 PST |
I’m tickled fucking pink! |
So, last weekend I went camping, which included shooting both my old Motorola Razor and an old crib with a shotgun (Nothing makes you one with the world quite like blowing the head off of a cartoon be...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST |
In the wake of Virginia Tech |
As soon as the story broke that someone had opened fire into four classrooms at Virginia Tech, talk about second ammendment rights began. Before the terrified survivors were lead from their hidi...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:48:00 PST |
God Bless You, Kurt Vonnegut |
During a special one-off controlled near death experience this morning, I asked Saint Peter if I could have a chat with a new arrival by the name of Kurt Vonnegut. Saint...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:47:00 PST |
Pigsylvania Erupts in Violence Leaving One Injured; One in Custody |
Pigsylvania- Authorities were shocked today by a never before seen increase in violence between Walker and Swirly. Swirly was found in the Southwest corner of Pigsylvania, with what appeared to ...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST |
Pigsylvania- A Nation in Crisis |
World Factbook- Pigsylvania
Location- Southwest corner of the bedroom.
Population- 2
Ethnic Groups- White Guinea Pig- 50%, White/Brown Guinea Pig- 50%
Languages- Squeak
Political Pressure Groups and L...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:31:00 PST |
My totally original idea that was not stolen from my sister. |
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the ...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST |
