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lisa

hold me closer, tony danza.

About Me

Of course, the easiest thing was to have a war in a sand pile. You could also use the living room, with furniture being the landscape. Favorite variants were Army Men versus Dinosaurs, Army Men versus Spacemen, and Army Men having a war around the electric trains.

Sometimes a hen will stop laying and instead will focus on the incubation of eggs, a state that is commonly known as going broody.

Individual chickens in a flock will dominate others, establishing a "pecking order," with dominant individuals having priority for access to food and nesting locations. Removing hens or roosters from a flock causes a temporary disruption to this social order until a new pecking order is established.

My Interests

potassium dichromate, sculpture, crans, rolling around in sand, kite flying, bright colors, large sunglasses, ahhrt, large noses, nosepicking, blains, harrold and agnes, enigmas, cadbury eggs, waterguns, liquefied metal, tatties, chocolate covered fish bums, poem trees, the ocean, the moon, my large cock, hoes, boogers, joe momma, american cheese, sushi, old men, beaches, nudity, popple the fat fluff of doom, beef curtains, mayonnaise, junkyards, taking walks at night, naked prostitutes in courthouses during class trips, tobogganing in trash cans with volkswagen wheels, taco bell and dunkin donuts in the same sentence, bushmills mist (as it were, they got married), sleeping with photo equipment and waking up with the f-stops imprinted on your inner thighs, photosluts, noses that serve a large purpose, the orb of orbey forbey road, enigma muffs (enwrapped in enigmas, enwrapped in enigmas), smelling nintendos in hallways whilst doing the dance of whoopi goldberg, prince megabyte, jingle writing (but only when all the songs sound like: "payLESS!"), a.orta&a.blinkin, the red lion airport, drive-in movie theatres, driving without a destination

Music:

boing boom tschak.

Movies:

vagabond.

Television:

a.m. video fuzz.

Books:

the little prince.

Heroes:

women. particularily those with moustaches.

My Blog

my feet smell like vacuum cleaners

my feet smell like vacuum cleaners. there is a bandaid. a dark brown bandaid that covers a cut on the back of my left shoe. and if elvis presley knew about it, he'd throw a banana.
Posted by lisa on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:44:00 PST

on the act of eating stale cannoli

i am stuck in new jersey until further notice, as i was attacked by a beastly half of cannoli with a taste for digestive systems.   i may have missed burlesque, but my day was better than yours a...
Posted by lisa on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

on refried beans in egg and cheese omelettes

DON'T do it. it's twice as gross as it sounds.
Posted by lisa on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

out in this desert we are testing bombs,

Invalid Body, you cannot leave the body blank.
Posted by lisa on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:43:00 PST

potassium ferracyanide

i like to eat it.
Posted by lisa on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:58:00 PST

dingies

if you were jim morrison, youd be dead by now.
Posted by lisa on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:55:00 PST

nakeytimeees.

... hah, gotcha.1. YOUR ROCK/PORN STAR NAME: (first pet and street name)Popple Bragg2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother's side first name, favorite candy)Harriet Peanutbuttercu...
Posted by lisa on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 07:49:00 PST

a tree burns in brooklyn

tonight, the neighbors had me for an easter feast pow-wow, complete with bonfire. we trashpicked mainly rotting 2byfours, which were almost as common and abundant as the weeds in my backyard, and when...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:14:00 PST

eating lunch

seriously. mayonnaise would be my hero if i could eat it as a full meal. john lennon was a feminist. and ginger ale is best with cranberry juice. not cockroaches.
Posted by lisa on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:45:00 PST

Condiments.

I really like mustard. A lot.
Posted by lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST