Driving people crazy to the brink of insanity and then bringing in some levity
An alien from another planet who could speak with me through telepathy or if I had a second choice, possibly Columbus before he left port.
All the time, everywhere, except underwater
Popcorn anyone?
I'm gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I am the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate youI may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I am the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? Well, I'm the slime oozin' out From your TV set-Zappa
Still Life with Woodpecker, Tom Robbins & Where the Sidewalk Ends, Shel Silverstein
All the best cowboys have chinese eyes