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rude skalar

I am not your boat, keeping you a float, wont be the one whose hand you hold, I can not be your lean

About Me


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Gui-tard'ed (gi-tard'ed), adj. [L. tardogradis, Fr. tardus-slow] Music. Slow; a direction. 1. Lacking the knowledge or ability to create harmonious or melodic sound patterns. 2. Musically unsound or inept. 3. Having an unhealthy adoration or fixation on or for musical instruments.
I am a sound engineer and musician (lead guitar player) for concerts living in Seattle, WA. I love the simple things of life, music, art, wine, beer, mind stimulating conversations, women, and lack of drama.
For the rest, You'll have to find out!
This is a work in progress!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew David Tupper
Birthday: August 28th, 1981
Birthplace: Seattle, WA
Current Location: Beacon Hill
Eye Color: Greenish Brown, though Brown will do
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5.11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: european mutt (with native american thrown in for fun)
The Shoes You Wore Today: so far no shoes, but it would be the black converse allstar high tops
Your Weakness: beautiful women
Your Fears: I FEAR NOTHING!
Your Perfect Pizza: Whatever, I'm not picky (just please not pizza hut)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get the band formed and start playing live
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FUCK!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I, what is that noise, who is this, and why am I...
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, Hair, Legs, and ...
Your Bedtime: 1 am to 6 am
Your Most Missed Memory: What did I do last night?
Pepsi or Coke: COKE, pepsi is still the devil, against the wishes of Bobby and roommates
MacDonalds or Burger King: Please, neither, thats not the way to my heart
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Ice Tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: It doesn't matter
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, or if I am lazy mocha (mostly to keep bad coffee covered in taste)
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Swear: fuck, I fucking swear a fucking lot, fuck off!
Do you Sing: Yes and in many forms and settings
Do you Shower Daily: Oh yes, I wouldn't want to be around me if I didn't
Have you Been in Love: Yes, the charlotains
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: It will happen some day
Do you belive in yourself: WHO? Yes I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, you get sick I steer the boat
Do you think you are Attractive: Rock Star?
Are you a Health Freak: I care, really I do
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes I suppose we do
Do you like Thunderstorms: Bring em on, I'll protect ya. (zapped by lighting, standing charred and black) "OUCHY"
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Bass, Piano, Percussion, Drums
In the past month have you Smoked: I did, bad me
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope quit that shit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Did those count as dates...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Thank god no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: RAW FISH KILLS! Just kidding, yes I have
In the past month have you been on Stage: I am many stages in a month
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its Feb. its alittle cold of that kind of thing mister
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, I am a bad boy
Ever been Drunk: who me, what are you jabbering a boat?
Ever been called a Tease: many times
Ever been Beaten up: nope, taking some shots but never beaten
Ever Shoplifted: yes I have
How do you want to Die: You still believe you can kill me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm a sound engineer and a musician, what more can I grow up to
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no pink eye or white eye please
Favourite Hair Color: no platinums
Short or Long Hair: I prefer long
Height: over 5
Weight: you heavier than me than you out of here
Best Clothing Style: I get turned on by punk and ska girls
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3, a 4, no maybe 10, I lost count
Number of CDs I own: somewhere over 200+, I think
Number of Piercings: 3 and more to come
Number of Tattoos: 3 and more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I REGRET NOTHING!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
RAW ROCK KILLS!

My Interests

Music, Snowboarding, Skateboarding, rollerblading, paint balling, drinking, bars, darts, pool, bowling, water skiing, electronics, computers, reading, drawing, wine, beer, movies, tattoos, concerts, theatre, video, audio, girls, guitars, bass, drums, clubs, dancing, percussion, writing, nights, religion, guns, piercings, audio gear, mixing, food, games, video games, drinking games, recording, causing trouble, randomness

I'd like to meet:

Does it really matter? Anyone, except annoying people (I'll let you know who you are)

Music:

Plain and simple, anything that gets my head nodding & bobbing, feet moving, soul souring, and body moving.

Styles - punk, ska, metal, rock, swing, reggae, hardcore, death metal, funk, jazz, blues, hip hop, skacore, heavy metal, black metal, emocore, classical, indie, rockabilly, salsa, Capoeira, latin, .

Bands - Mindless Self Indulgence, radiohead, fishbone, POD, thrice, underoath, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, ZAO, Sevendust, Less Than Jake, Skankin' Pickle, Fugazi, NOFX, Pennywise, Rage Against The Machine, Roots, Jurassic 5, Queen, Pillar, Primus, Rancid, Five Iron Frenzy, Dogwood, Thursday, Specials, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Bloc Party, Bloodhound Gang, Rush, As I lay Dying, 311, Alkaline Trio, Say Hi to Your Mom, Bad Religion, Deftones, Cursive, Mr. Bungle, Johnny Cash, U2, Avenged Sevenfold, HIM, Living Colour, Tool, PAX217 (RIP), Goldfinger, Tenacious D, At The Drive In, Red Hot Chili Peppers (old), Metallica (pre Black album), Beastie Boys, Busta Ryhmes, Black Happy, Limp, Diablotones, finger Eleven, Demon Hunter, Millencolin, Machine Head, Link 80, Project 86, Showbread, Skindred, Stevie Ray Vaugh, Zeke, Royal Crown Revue, Rocket From the Crypt, Fear Factory, Sublime, Parliament, funkadelic, James Brown, Skeletones, Hyper Static Union, Killswitch Engage, Ramones, BB King, Phil Keggy, Bean Bag, Mu330, Ozomalti, Pink flyod, The Who, Devo, Police, The Refused, Massive Attack, Living Sacrifice, Thousand Foot Kructh

Favorite Albums - 311 - Music, POD - Satellite, Underoath - (they're only chasing safety), Deftones - Around The Fur, Radiohead - Ok Computer, NOFX - white trash, 2 heebs, and abean, The Refused - The shape of punk to come, Mr. Bungle - S/T, Showbread - No sir, Nihilism is not possible, Skankin Pickle - Live, Fishbone - REality of my surroundings, Less Than Jake - Losing Streak, Rage Against the Machine - S/T, ZAO - Liberat te ex infris, Metallica - Master of Puppets, At The Drive In - Relationship of Command, Sevendust - animosity, Thrice - The Aritist in the ambulance, Tool - AEnima, FIF - Our Newest Album ever, VGS - Firme, Skindred - Babylon, Tenacious D, Thursday - War All the time, Pennywise - About Time, The Used - The Used, Avenged Sevenfold - City of Evil, Black Happy - Friendly Dog Salad, Bean Bag - Welladjusted, Dub Side of the Moon,

Favorite Songs - Fishbone - Fight for Nutmeg, Tool - AEnema, Parabola, RATM - Freedom, Wake Up, Underoath - I have 12 friends a crow bar that says you aint doing jack, Sevendust - Beautiful, Say hi to your mom - The Death of girl number two, Shoveljerk - Polly Fector, Showbread - Matthias replaces Judas, Skankin Pickle - I'm in love with a girl named spike, Skindred - The beginning of Sorrows, Deftones - Engine 9, Soundgarden - Room a thousand years wide, Alice in Chains - Man in the box, Spring heeled Jack - Pigeon Holed, Team Sleep - Blvd. Nights, Tenacious D - City Hall, Thrice - Silhouette, For Miles, U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday, The Used - Taste of Ink, The Vandals - Anachary Burger, VGS - Jocks from Hell, ZAO - The Dreams that don't come true, Pslam of the city of the dead, 311 - feels so good, As I lay dying - Song 10, At The Drive In - Enfilade, Avenged Sevenfold - Strength of the World, Automata - Where are my so called friends, Bean Bag - Slipstream, Beastie Boys - So what'cha want, Black happy - Black Radio, Blindside - Across Water Again, Bloodhound Gang - No hard feelings, Bob Marley - Exodus, Demon hunter - I Play dead, The Diablotones - Ecuador, Fear Factory - Descent, Fugazi - Turnover, Incubus - Deep Inside, Jawbox - U-Trau, Jimi Hendrix - Red house, Less Than Jake - Rock'n'Roll Pizzeria, Link 80 - What Can I do?, Living Colour - This is the life, Mastadon - Hearts Alive, MC Chris - Stop Time, Metallica - Welcome Home (sanitarium), Mr. Bungle - Girls of Porn, NOFX - The Decline, Ozomaltu - O Le Le, POD - Full Color, Masterpiece Conspiracy, Outkast, Pantera - Revolution is my name, PAX217 - Killjoy Holiday, Pillar - Light at my feet, Rush - Spirit of the radio

Guitarists - Andy Summers, Phil Keggy, Jimi Hendrix, Stephen Carpenter, SRV, Tom Morello, John Bigham, Brian May, Dimebag Darrell, Ian Mackay, El Hefe, Johnny Greenwood, Greg Hjort, Tim Mahony, Vernon Reid, Jerry Cantrell, Mike Eizenger, Adams Jones, Sinster Gates, Zacky Vengence, Alex Lifeson, Johnny Cash, ERic Melvin, The Edge
Bassists - Les Claypool, Jaco Pastorius, P-Nut, Bootsy Collins, The Count, Matt Freeman, Roger (LTJ), Matt Wong, Chi Cheng, Keith Hoerig, Norwood Fisher, Fat Mike, Mr. Clean, Geddy Lee, Chris Squires, Cliff Burton, Noel Redding, Andy Bell, Timmy C, Flea
Vocalists - Sonny Sandoval, SRV, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Reese Roper, Bjork, Mike Park, Jim Lindberg, Zach De La Rocha, Maynard James Keenan, Lagon Witherspoon, Trevor McNevan
Drummers - Phil D. Fish, Steve-O, Stewart Copeland, The Reb, Eric Ghent, Shug, Morgan Rose, Danny Glass, Wuv

Movies:

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, The Producers, Half Bake, Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, Star Trek 6: Undiscovered Country, Team America, Monty Python: and the Holy Grail, And now for something completey different, Lock, Stock and too smoking barrels, Kill Bill (1 & 2), Office Space, Resvoir Dogs, Matrix, Usual Suspects, Power of One, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, Dogma, South Park, Drunken Master 2, 28 Days Later, Kung Fu Hustle, Boondock Saints, Snatch, City of God, Dune, Lord of the Rings, Mirror Mask, Terminator 2, Reefer Madness the musical, Walk the Line, Baseket Ball, Saw 1 & 2, 40 year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Batman, Batman Begins, Jacket, Machinist, Jaws, March of the Penguins, Super Size Me, Bowling for Columbine, Life Aquatic, Dodgeball, Aliens, Predator, Super Troopers, Big Fish, Forest Gump, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Red Dragon, Jackass the Movie, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Sin City, Donnie Darko, Waynes World, Rounders, Swingers, Last Starfighter, Seven, Fight Club, Anchorman, Mallrats, Ghost in the Machine, Akira, Ninja Scroll, Vampire Hunter D, Revenge of the Nerds, Space Balls, From Dusk Till Dawn, Fear of a Black Hat, CB4

Television:

I will preface this by saying I don't watch TV much at all, but these shows are/were great

Mystery Science theatre 3000, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen: Hunger Force, Band of Brothers, Chapelle Show, Red Dwarf, Faulity Towers, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Uranium, The Daily Show, The Man Show,

Books:

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series, Restaurant at the end of the universe. JRR Tolkien, CS Lewis, Dune, Buddhism Pure and Simple, Malcolm X Biography, Catch a Fire, We Are Not Alone, Soul Music, Blade Runner, Knowing God

Heroes:

Music - Mike Park, Sonny Sandoval, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Fat Mike, Greg Hjort
Politics - JFK, Nader, Bush (kidding)
History - Gandhi, Che Guevara
Actors - Kevin Spacey, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mike Meyers, Edward Norton, Anthony Hopkins, Samuel Jackson, Morgan Freeman
Comedians - Dennis Leary, Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, Mitch Hedburg
My Older Brother, Jesus, Paul

My Blog

This is noise!

Killswitch Engage, Chimiara, and Dragon Force rocked!One of the best concerts I've been to in awhile.That is all, but my body does feel like shit, buts that my own fault!You all missed out.RAW ROCK KI...
Posted by rude skalar on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:45:00 PST

I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm a really big asshole!

I feel like shit!RAW ROCK KILLS!
Posted by rude skalar on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:33:00 PST

RAW ROCK KILLS XMAS!

Merry Christmas, enjoy family, give thanks for wonderful things, lets celebrate the way it should be, merry, and happy. To hell with the lights, crappy music, and gifts. Just give in the spirit of t...
Posted by rude skalar on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST

...

I'm an idiot, but you know this.Thank god, things work out.
Posted by rude skalar on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST

Help Kit out with next top model.

Hey everyone, for those who know my friend Kit (and those who don't) she is competing in the NExt Top Model contest for Seattle Exotic Underground, and they are voting by myspace.All you have to do,be...
Posted by rude skalar on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:28:00 PST

All I have to say...

Damn, I am an idiot!RAW ROCK KILLS!
Posted by rude skalar on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST

Going down hill again...

The sore throat is back with a vengence, can't seem to kick no matter how hard I try.They sucks again!
Posted by rude skalar on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:07:00 PST

Might be getting sick!

Right now is not a good time to get sick, i hope I am not, but if these symptoms continue...wells lets just say that 2 plus year of not getting sick would be coming to an end.This sore throat has to g...
Posted by rude skalar on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:28:00 PST

What drives the weak

Tired! 2 days of crap work, sitting around doing nothing is the reason I quit my last job and trust me its just as bad at a job I love. I guess it was fitting that I wore my 'work sucks' wrist bands...
Posted by rude skalar on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:39:00 PST

I'm not feeling very receptive today

Ok my laziness has kept me from updating my myspace page, or just really forgetting what it says. Go figure! I don't look at the info of my own page, what kind of person do you think I am.Lazy day, ...
Posted by rude skalar on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:22:00 PST