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Angelo

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About Me

The coolest, best looking, smartest, best dressed, most well read and interesting person you will ever meet in your life.

My Interests

Hating on People.

I'd like to meet:

Jump-Offs, Shorties, Future Baby-Mamas, My Next Ex-Wife, Hoochies, Hood Rats, Models, Aspiring Models, Betties, GRITS, Ride or Die Chicks, Hot Girls, Project Chicks, Fatty Girls, Strobelite Honeys (that still look good when the lights come on!), Bonita Applebaum, Girls Down with OPP, Bootylicious Women, Chicks that wanna cut and been seen on BET Uncut, Around the Way Girls, Bitties in the BK Lounge, Farmer's Daughters, Hot Girls with Low Self-Esteem, Sorostitutes, Girls with Gold in they mouth, Southern Belles, Debutantes, Celubeutantes, Socialites, Starlets, Guidettes, Thicky Thick Girls, Dimes, Nines, Groupies, Boppers, Chicks with fake ID's and illegal immigrants who need to be married to stay in the USA! Bust Downs, Hotties, FATractive women, blondes, brunettes, redheads, Girls with Double D's trapped in Baby Tees, Victoria's Secret Angels, Charlie's Angels, Birds, Pidgeons, Skeezers, Skeo's, Desperate Housewives, Chickenheads and Girls Strippin' to Pay Tuition.

Music:

El-P, Cage, Joell Ortiz, Serius Jones, MURS, Aesop Rock, Jay-Z, Eminem, Tame ONE, Redman, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Yak Ballz, Petey Pablo, Bubba Sparxxx, Joe Budden, Frank Sinatra, Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen.

Movies:

Spiderman 1-3, Batman Begins, Ricky Bobby, Blades of Glory, The Big Labowski, Arthur, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Fade to Black, Juice,

Television:

Differnt Strokes, Facts of Life, Silver Spoons, Charles in Charge, The Fresh Price of Bel-Aire, Martin, Arsenio Hall, Yo! MTV Raps, Headbangerz Ball and Half-Hour Comedy Hour...I Gotta Catch Up!

Books:

The Instruction Manuals to my very elaborate and expensive collection of home electronics.

Heroes:

Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, Daredevil, The Fantastic Four, Aquaman, Hawk Girl, The Punisher...Should I go on?

My Blog

Worst Concert Ever

On Sunday, July 29th I went to the Rock The Bells Festival at Randall's Island.  This was basically the antithesis of my birthday party because there was almost nothing good about it.  I had...
Posted by Angelo on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:59:00 PST

Best Birthday Ever

On Friday July 27th I turned 30 years old.  I planned to celebrate this occasion with a quiet night at home watching The Office and wishing I was Jim Halpert.  However, my friends and family...
Posted by Angelo on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:50:00 PST