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Sarah_Shwag [uppercut slut]

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me


WARNING! :
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE A "BALLA'" IF YOU LOVE YOUR TRIBAL TATTOO(S), IF YOU HAVE A "FOHAWK", IF YOU'RE IN A SHITTY BAND, IF YOU'RE SCENE, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE A ZOMBIE AND/OR VAMPIRE, IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD, DIVORCED, AND/OR HAVE CHILDREN... PLEASE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE :)
ALSO;
Girl pants are for girls, not boys. Designer purses and hoodies are for the mall, not shows. Fuck you, fuck your sidekick, fuck your scene.
I'm Sarah .
BASICLY;
I'm very simple & probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I'm very mature for my age and know exactly what I want out of life but I still live it one day at a time. I'll give you the shirt off my back (as long as it's not my favorite shirt). I wont spend my money unless I need to and I wont let you spend yours on me. I'll always offer to pay for half of dinner. I make my own jewlery, sew my own scarves, and will try anything once (within reason) I live, love, and breath metel but I'm not your typical metal head. I don't think I'm cooler than you and you are definitly not cooler than me.
I despise MTV and realitly TV. It sickens me how materialistic people are and how they care more about ipods, video games, myspace, facebook, and fast food rather than a nice sunny day.
Obesity is a growing problem and I'm studying Nutrition at Keene State College to try and find the solution.
Everything i eat is healthy and or organic except for vanilla frostys, frequent visits to Taco Bell, and massive amounts of french fries.
I need more friends that are girls.
.MISCHIEF. MAYHEM.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

PEOPLE & the way they interact, walk, talk, eat, sleep, drink, think, feel, fuck, etc.
MEDIA & its control and effects on people and society.
ART & every way, shape, form, texture, color, and pattern it can be expressed and interpreted.
MUSIC & every single fucking thing about it.

GOOD FRIENDS.

GOOD TIMES.
T-BELL.

SIS. BRO.

BOY.

PEACE.

I'd like to meet:

Ron Jermey.

Music:

METAL. HARDCORE. METALCORE. DEATH METAL. GRINDCORE. THRASH. 2-STEP. FUNK. HIP HOP?

Acacia Strain.
August Burns Red.
All That Remains.
All Out War.
All Shall Perish.
Arch Enemy.
Avenged Sevenfold.
Agnostic Front.
Atreyu.
Aesop Rock.
Accept.
Bury Your Dead.
Between The Burried and Me.
BANE.
Bleeding Through.
Behemoth.
Body Count.
Botch.
Waking The Cadaver.
Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ.
AssToMouth.
Dismembered Fetus.
Drogheda.
Screaming Bloody Sluts.
Suicide Silence.
Beneath The Massacre.
Suffocation.
Sarcolytic.
Dehumanized.
Goratory.
Pillory.
Camilla Rhodes.
Profugus Mortis.
Malodorous.
Sexcrement.
GWAR.
Pantera!
Canibal Corpse.
Children of Bodem.
Circle of Dead Children.
Craddle of Filth.
DESPISED ICON!
Folly.
I Killed The Prom Queen.
3 Inches of Blood.
3 Mile Scream.
Trophy Scars.
Threat Signal.
Meshuggah.
Pig Destroyer.
Iron Maiden.
NILE.
In Flames.
Devil Driver.
Disarmonia Mundi.
Darkest Hour.
Dillinger Escape Plan.
Old Man's Child.
The Red Chord.
The Haunted.
Trivium.
Ill Nino.
It Dies Today.
Gorgoroth.
Norma Jean.
Napalm Death.
Nahemah.
Poison the Well.
Scars of Tomorrow.
Shadows Fall.
Spineshank.
Silent Civilan.
Biohazard.
Vovid.
Fear Before the March of Flames.
Fear Factory.
Dream Theater.
40 Below Summer.
100 Demons.
12 Gauge Valentine.
SLAYER!
TOOL.
Primus.
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Rammstein.
Rage Against the Machine.
Zao.
Down.
Super Joint Ritual.
SNOT.
Killswitch Engage.
Dropkick Murphys.
Clawfinger.
Sepultura.
Fight.
Below the Rise.
NeverSayNever.
Acariya.
Mortis Deveia.
Since the Flood.
Full Blown Chaos.
Buckhunter.
The_Network.
GAZA.
The Architect.
A Timely Demise.
25 Ta Life.
40SLs.
Gunsup!
HaveHeart.
Terror.
Sick of it all.
Slapshot.
Sissorfight.
Cant Stand Losing.
Madball.
Murcury Switch.
Misery Signals.
OnlyBloodWillTell.
And Then There Were None.
Walls Of Jerico.
Grave.
Evergreen Terace.
Korn.
TheLocust.
The Black Dahlia Murder.
Chimara.
Darkest Hour.
Dope.
God Forbid.
The Haunted.
Job for a Cowboy.
Vivesect.
Unearth.
Arch Enemy.
As I lay Dying.
Lamb of God.
Hatebreed.
Some Girls.
Otep.
Overcast.
Machine Head.
Mushroomhead.
Murderdolls.
Nothingface.
Nevermore.
Six Feet Under.
Shadows Fall.
Through the eyes of the Dead.
On Broken Wings.
Alice in Chains.
ICP.
Necro.
Ill Bill.
Captian Carnage.
Jedi Mind Tricks.
MindlessSelfIndulgence.
Bloodlet.
Blood has Been Shed.
First Blood.
Pink Floyd.
Ying Yang Twins.
Ludacris.
Wu Tang Clan.
Snoop.
Limp Biskit.
Slipknot. (old)
Mudvayne. (old)
Ill Nino. (old)
Blink 182.(old)

and just about anything else fast, heavy, intense, outa control, but talented, that makes me wanna bang my head and dance.

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB.
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.
TRAINSPOTTING.
GRANDMA's BOY.
WAKING NED DEVINE.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
SLING BLADE.
AMERICAN HISTORY X.
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.
DEVIL'S REJECTS.
STRANGELAND.
THE HILLS HAVE EYES.
LUCKY NUMBER SLEVEN.
ORGASMO.
CLERKS.
NAPOLA.
WHATS EATING GILBERT GRAPE.
MIGHTY DUCKS (1,2,&3)
BENNY & JOON.
DONNIE DARKO.
HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
COMMING TO AMERICA.
BACK TO SCHOOL.
BLAZING SADLES.
NAKED GUN.
HOT WET AMERICAN SUMMER.
DUMB AND DUMMER.
JACKASS.
ANCORMAN.

Television:

ADULT SWIM.
SOUTH PARK.
SIMPSONS.
SCRUBS.
NIP/TUCK.
THE SHIELD.
UFC.
DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
HISTORY CHANNEL.
THE 24/7 METAL CHANNEL.
SHOWS ABOUT MURDER & CRIME.
NEW HAMPSHIRE PUBLIC TELEVISION.
JERRY SPRINGER.
MARRIED WITH CHILDREN.

Books:

Scar Tissue.
Hairstyles of the Damned.
The Chronicles of Narnia.
Anne of Green Gables.

Heroes:



My Blog

an ongoing list of things that bother me

annorexic celebrities. shows on tv about annorexic celebrities. celebrities in general. runway models with drug problems. dumb shows about dumb stuff on mtv. the fact that people pay strippers to take...
Posted by Sarah_Shwag [uppercut slut] on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:05:00 PST