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        Music
 Ampersands
 Art
Cooking
 Sewing
 Animals
 Alcohol
 Bowling 
 Booty shorts
 Long car drives
 &Friends.
Any of the following: 
Individuals 
Billl Murray
 Art Fanatics
 Aubrey Beardsley
 Cindy Sherman
 Small Animals
 the Yunnan Providence
 someone who'll buy me a cat
 anyone who tells cheesy jokes
 poster children for birthcontrol
 large girls in booty shorts
 anyone in booty shorts
 tall awkward boys
 old friends
 new loves.
I would not like to meet: 
Internet Celebrities 
[just because you have 5million myspace and ell jay friends doesn't make you cool]
 Anyone with a crucialxmosh photoshoot with some unknown photographer
 your band 
[unless I know you personally or actually like your music]
 people whose myspace starts off as "I probably won't like you" or "I demand respect" 
[even though you're all just putting up a wall and don't know a thing about respect]
 &people who consider themselves "arsty".
Most Currently:
I hate music and fun.
The Breakfast Club
 Kill Bill v. 1&2
 Metropolis
 16 Candles
 Aladdin
 Ghost World
 A Clockwork Orange
 Pretty in Pink
Rushmore
Coneheads
 Napoleon Dynamite
Lost in Translation
American History X
I ♥ Huckabees
 Life Aquatic
Saved 
Backdoor sluts number 9 
 Any Zombie Movie ever....
Adult Swim
 Mythbusters
 Wheel of Fortune 
 Jeopardy
&Comedy Central
 Documentaries 
 Nerdy shows.
Books on Artists & Art Movements
 Playing Right Field (A jew grows in greenwhich)
 Lamb to the Slaughter
 Flowers for Algernon
 Grimms' Fairy Tales
Jason Schwartzman,
 ♥ Bill Murray, 
&Chevy Chase.