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[ R. M. O. B. ] Not for sale.

Nugget Drink.

About Me

-I prefer the company of most animals to people.
-I'm really inappropriate.
-I'm always down for a good time
-Unless you have no personality, you should be my friend.
-I have a foul mouth.
-I fucking hate girls who become their boyfriends possibly more than anything else.
-Carrots and peas are the only vegetables that make me want to die.
-I enjoy pickles and olives possibly more than any other food.
-I say unintelligent things far too often.
-I'm however not dumb or a "valley girl". So keep your preconceived notions to yourself.
-I really like acting nonsensical.
-I almost never wear a bra.
-I lounge around in my underwear.
-I'm marrying the love of my life Rachel. WHATOFITJEALOUS?!

" I haven't felt so betrayed by best friends in such a long time" - L.C. "the Hills"
AIM -xbagyourfacex

My Interests

Music
Ampersands
Art
Cooking
Sewing
Animals
Alcohol
Bowling
Booty shorts
Long car drives
&Friends.

I'd like to meet:

Any of the following:
Individuals
Billl Murray
Art Fanatics
Aubrey Beardsley
Cindy Sherman
Small Animals
the Yunnan Providence
someone who'll buy me a cat
anyone who tells cheesy jokes
poster children for birthcontrol
large girls in booty shorts
anyone in booty shorts
tall awkward boys
old friends
new loves.

I would not like to meet:
Internet Celebrities
[just because you have 5million myspace and ell jay friends doesn't make you cool]

Anyone with a crucialxmosh photoshoot with some unknown photographer
your band
[unless I know you personally or actually like your music]
people whose myspace starts off as "I probably won't like you" or "I demand respect"
[even though you're all just putting up a wall and don't know a thing about respect]
&people who consider themselves "arsty".

Music:

Most Currently:
I hate music and fun.

Movies:

The Breakfast Club
Kill Bill v. 1&2
Metropolis
16 Candles
Aladdin
Ghost World
A Clockwork Orange
Pretty in Pink
Rushmore
Coneheads
Napoleon Dynamite
Lost in Translation
American History X
I ♥ Huckabees
Life Aquatic
Saved
Backdoor sluts number 9
Any Zombie Movie ever....

Television:

Adult Swim
Mythbusters
Wheel of Fortune
Jeopardy
&Comedy Central
Documentaries
Nerdy shows.

Books:

Books on Artists & Art Movements
Playing Right Field (A jew grows in greenwhich)
Lamb to the Slaughter
Flowers for Algernon
Grimms' Fairy Tales

Heroes:

Jason Schwartzman,
♥ Bill Murray,
&Chevy Chase.