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HotFreeLayouts ____________________________________________________________ ___________ i'm like texas; don't mess with me. i've got the beauty and the brains. i prefer to use brains over brawn because there are so many that cannot even compete with brains. (using brawn is the easy way out anyhow) ____________________________________________________________ ____________ i can be the nicest person, or i can be a bitch. i'm not afraid to speak my mind. i am the most stubborn person you will ever meet. most of the time, i'm mad about something, and usually it's over something stupid (yeah, so?) i hold grudges, and yes, i talk shit. i make fun of people. all kinds of people: short people, tall people, psycho people, white people, blue people, dislexic people, dumb people, dump people that tout their intelligence, and skinny people. hey i don't discriminate. ____________________________________________________________ ____________ i hate people that spell a lot like alot. it hurts my ears when people use is and are incorrectly. i hate it when people cannot use their, there or they're properly. throw in your and you're, two and to and too while you're at it. ____________________________________________________________ ____________ i am the Ruiner of Fun Times. i burn bridges. my favorite color is black. i hate custard, eggplant, and tapioca. i hate french manicures on toenails. the more people i meet, the more i want to stay home. i hate hypocrites and people with double standards. ____________________________________________________________ ____________ i hate the latest fashion trends. I think they're stupid. GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT? GUESS WHO DOESN'T OWN A COACH BAG OR A CHANNEL BAG? ME fuckers. and it's not that i can't afford them, oh i can, i just would rather not. ITS A FUCKING BAG YOU PUT SHIT IN. i laugh at people that spend 400 on a purse. oh and another 400 for the ugly matching gucci shoes. i wish i could vomit on command, so i could vomit on those shoes. wouldn't that be a hoot? ____________________________________________________________ ___________Wait. come to think about fashion, i do like the mullet. I believe if you have a mullet, you better have the yellow muscle half shirt, cut off jean shorts, and the 78 trans am to back it up. you know, like the guy in ghost world that hangs out at the convenience store? ____________________________________________________________ ____________ i hate stupid bumper stickers. this is your minute to impress me and you come up with, "Let Me SHOP And No One Gets Hurt" or "I'd rather be golfing" ?!? I really really hate those stick figure "families" people put on their car. like i could give a fuck how you are polluting the world with your stupidity...those are just as stupid as those people who let their 3 year old talk on their answering machine. ____________________________________________________________ ___________ Moreover, I don't care what your political views are, what your other car is, how you feel about abortion (I say NEVER on the first date), how I need to birth at home, naturally!, if you listen to Insane Clown Possee, if your boss is a jewish carpenter, or how you love HOOTERS. i dont fucking care. ____________________________________________________________ ____________ i really hate people who use myspace for hookups. yeah yeah, send me those messages. tell me i'm so hot, that you're in love with me, or that you like my "sick tats." throw in the old beautiful smile line. better yet, print em out and shove em up your ass. you aren't going to impress me with what you do for a living, what kind of little penis compensation of a vehicle you drive, or how much money you make. i'm not going to sleep with you. i'm not like that. ____________________________________________________________ ____________ i don't care if you are in a band, make tattoos, have been on the ricki lake show, know Joey Lawrence, drive a jaguar, or once met wayne newton, i'm not going to fuck you. and i'm not going to send you naked pictures. so quit asking. you wanna know what i look like naked? i've got 2 tatas and a cooter. there. use your imagination, but please, don't tell me about it. ____________________________________________________________ ___________ OH, and by the way, just in case you can't read my status on the left (to figure out your left, it's the hand that makes the L with your thumb and index finger) - i'm off the market. no, i wont even consider it. i have the best man in the world, the absolute love of my life, and you could never come close to the likes of him. and if you read this and still decide to send me some hey hottie i wanna lick u message, i will fuck with you and blog it for the rest of the world to enjoy. ____________________________________________________________ ___________ and if i decide to add you as a friend, don't send me one of those HEY THANKS 4 THE ADD COMMENTS. i fucking hate those. especially the annoying glittery shit. i didn't do you a favor, nor will i. especially if you leave me a lame comment like that. this is cyberspace pal, and the chances of me actually meeting you are slimmer than calista flockhart. ____________________________________________________________ ___________ no. you don't just gotta see mine. you can't touch em either. no really, i mean it. don't grab my arms. don't lift up my shirt, or try to pull my collar down. i will punch you in your babymaker if you try. OOH HAR HAR HAR YER SO CLEVER GRABBIN MY BOOBS. OOOOH HAHAHAHAHA NOW YER BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. ____________________________________________________________ ___________Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)--If we could put our pussy cat naked and jeweled in rubies on a dias in a museum...this would be their idea of heaven. Everyone admiring them: Hell, yeah! "WORSHIP ME." is their motto. If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...you think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes to be on top...that's a given. They need control. Their underware is always..er..interesting to say the least. They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them..do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. They usually end up in vocations where they can be served like a king or queen (EX: 24/7 Domina...Mistresses...Gigalos...Bar owners...Promoters...Runway Models...) may have a fetish about decorating their genitalia...not piercings, per se...but other jeweled adornments definately. Rubies usually are their love. I knew one LEO with a solid silver Cockring embedded with rubies. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one. ____________________________________________________________ ___________Boston Girls do it Better, Philli girls are pretty, New York girls are smart, But it takes a Boston girl, To win a fella's heart, Florida girls are tan, Vegas girls are hoes But when you want the best looking girl, Boston is where you gotta go, Cali girls are wild, Colorado girls are fun But Boston girls? Come on, they're number 1. Girls will be girls, North, east, south or west. But fuckin Boston girls, always rate the best ____________________________________________________________ ___________ I believe in all that makes one happy, I feel true passion for music and cars. They both move me in a way that is true in my heart. I belive in my boyfreind. One day baby, we will be all that we have dreamt of in our little heads, and we will overtake all of our fears, leave it all behind, and look twords the future of happieness and wealth. We will be there... you told me once, "if you think rich, you will be rich, if you think poor, you will be poor." But the saying is for more than money... To be rich in your life is what i want to be both finnacialy and in the mind body and soul. You fill that void in my soul. You know ME. You know how I am and you have helped me through the toughest times in my life and for that I owe you my life. Thank you for making me a better person... thank you for seeing the real ME. ____________________________________________________________ ___________ IN GENERAL ABOUT ME: I am sadly addicted to myspace, my iPod and iTunes, I love to watch movies, play video games, annoy people, make animal noises, scream at the top of my lungs, drive fast, fart, burp, eat, drink LOTS of coffee, smoke butts, watch tv, sleep, reinvent myself on a daily basis, listen to all types of music, shop till i drop, and stare at myself. nuff said. ____________________________________________________________ ____________ But for the most part I am a normal girl, I work all day and come home at night to find myself contemplating weather or not I should sleep, do laundry, clean my room, pay my bills, go out, or just watch tv and play video games... most of the time I end up here. Hmmm, sux huh. I'm trying to find that balance between work and play and my new position at my work is forceing my to do it. I needed it too. I need to get a grip on my life and put the regrets of my life behind me and start or learing from them. If I had regrets then that would mean that at that moment I was not doing what I wanted to. Now why would I want to spoil that? There is a reason why we all do what we do... Life is full of choices... that's it, choices. You made the choice, now spend the rest of your life living with it. And I have come to the grips to the fact that this is the choice that I have made and I have to deal with it. ____________________________________________________________ ____________ -c'e formaggio nei tortelii? -no pollo. -mmmmmmm, bellisimo! ___________________________________________________________
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