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About Me

I like to think of myself as a sort of robodiscosamuraispacecowboy.

I am friends with most people, and most people find me to be acceptable.

Some people call me J-Money because I always have cash (but never pay my bills).

Some people think I really love sushi, but honestly, it just pays my bills and their bar tabs.

Some random red-headed guy named Jeff told me I looked like I might be a little beat.

My mother attributes most of my suck-cess to herself and her teaching me how to set a table in continental style.

My ex-girlfriends wonder.

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Richard Branson Saves The World

By Justin M. Warner

Iâ€™ll never tell my story of Richard Branson saving the world. Iâ€™ll take it to my grave, only to have the profit-hungry son-in-law of said Sir Richard exhume me, of course, to no avail.

My Interests

Anything to do with coolkids and they coolkid thangs. I personally love: Drama and hang-ups. Social faux-pas. Gossip. Smells. Food. Spirits. Cooking. Music. Mix-cds. Strangers. Culture. Females. Sex. Jazz. Smoke. Love. Go(o)d. D(evil). Wordplay. Logic.

I'd like to meet:

Basically just brainy witty dancing substance abusers with a similarily diverse taste in food.

I am intense. I do almost everything in excess and not a pinch less, probably out of fear that i'll miss the last earthly drip of hollandaise sauce.

I wouldn't mind meeting those with a similar passion for hollandaise.

Females are okay, too.

Music:

I like to play records for people who dance.

Movies:

All smart people like the same movies.

Television:

I fucked television and left it wrapped up in pixel-stained sheets.

Books:

Are priceless. And should be free. Charge for music and movies, but not books. That, or the other way around. I propose it. Either books have to be free or music and movies have to be free. I'm sick of both mediums being sodomized by cash.

Heroes:

Richard Branson, Pfizer, Eric Eberly Muritz, Lil' John, Lee Malvo, George Douglas Warner, Samuel Gorton.

My Blog

BUY MY LIFE! THIS SATURDAY!!

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Posted by j u s t i n on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:36:00 PST

What I shoulda said:

It was really nice of you to say all those lovely things about me somehow receiving the ROTD for whenever it was for JJS GODDAMN EXCELLENT CHINESE MOTHAFUCKIN MAKE IT RAIN BISTRO. I really enjoy that ...
Posted by j u s t i n on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:48:00 PST

let the beat build

beeyitch! Go get Lil Wayne's Tha Carter III next Tuesday. It'll eat yr brain fr eels.
Posted by j u s t i n on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:45:00 PST

Suck My Sweet Shirako, Mr. Jason Sheehan

Jason Sheehan: I write in regards to my disgust of your pseudo-review of Sushi Katsuya, 2222 South Havana Street. Although my compositional skills are inhibited by lack of secondary education, I will ...
Posted by j u s t i n on Sun, 25 May 2008 03:07:00 PST

morbid

morbid that is all
Posted by j u s t i n on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:08:00 PST

J$ shot

i can't believe it's 8 am the cat ran over my head--out the window after a pidgeon fucker. now i mop up the junk that leaked out of my head while i slept; i put it on glowing white paper for al...
Posted by j u s t i n on Tue, 06 May 2008 07:06:00 PST

What is it with these kids?

Proactiv Free Buspass! I feel like I'm 19 again. Mario Kart. I'm sorry sir, that's unavailable. Even the Beer Mattress has shitty springs. Posture & posturing. Goddamn skate vids.&nbs...
Posted by j u s t i n on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST

wii dust smoke lens conspiracy

ATTENTION LOYAL BLOG SUBSCRIBERS: this ain’t for you goddamn it if after all of the previous hype my Wii has malfunctioned. ’didja play smash bros too much?’ ’didja throw...
Posted by j u s t i n on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:41:00 PST

Consider me dead for the next five days.

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Posted by j u s t i n on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:35:00 PST

super smash bros. brawl

Is scheduled to take over my life sometime soon. 5682 9548 4494 2220 let's connect and get smashed. that's my console number for the record
Posted by j u s t i n on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:40:00 PST