Here's how to tell if you (or someone you know) has a drug problem: Pay attention to what CD they use for drug maintenance. When separating seeds out of marijuana or chopping up freshly purchased cocaine, you generally use the jewl case of a compact disc as the base of operations. Jewl cases were designed for this process. And when you're young and and enthusiastic and entirely recreational about your drug use, you always pick a CD that is somehow symbolic of the experience: With marijuana, you will select Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here or My Bloody Valentine's Loveless or Thin Lizzy's jailbreak. If you're chopping up coke with your Capital One VISA card, you'll use the jewl case from Sabbath's vol.4 or Neil Young's Tonight's The Night or Be Here Now by Oasis. But if you ever reach a point where you no longer care about the aesthetic of the album you're pulling off the rack, and you find yourself pouring $70 of cocaine onto Men at Work's Business as Usual, you have a drug problem. Get help
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
