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Witty Eyebrow Man

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About Me

Hmmm...I'm a little weirdo, from a little town, that belongs in a little box wrapped up in a tight white jacket! Now if that last sentence made sense to you than this company wants you to join their "team!" ANYWHO! Ummm...I do...stuff. Mostly to entertain myself and my imaginary friends and pets. Yup! I have an imaginary pet monkey named Popo! I shaved him and he pretends to be a midget! It's humorous to watch him throw poo. Is this enough about me or would you like a deeper look into my bizarre psyche?
I am 84% Evil Genius.
. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Cigarette lighter
Your Favorite Target: Inanimate objects
Your Kill Count: 830,139,253
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 17
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $243,705,957,328,537
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 96%
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[adjective]:
Smells like teen spirit
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My Interests

Music:

The Used, Metallica, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Slipknot, Korn, Three Days Grace, A Perfect Circle, Shinedown, Mudvayne, Nirvana, Godsmack, Disturbed, AC/DC, Drowning Pool, Papa Roach, Bad Religion, NoFx, The Offspring, Queen, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a Down, A.F.I., Rob Zombie, Static-X, Seether, Iron Maiden, Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, Ozzy, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, and more...Although this time I'm just being lazy!

Books:

I'm a rather big fan of Dragonlance and most Terry Brooks books.

Heroes:

Jackie Chan and Mollie!

My Blog

HAHA!....No....

What is Your Bottled-Up Fear (Detailed Results, Anime Pics) Life You are scared of ever aspect of life. Maybe it is the way the glass is half empty. Is that it. you are scared of the future, and...
Posted by Witty Eyebrow Man on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:31:00 PST

I dare you!

YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS:: and no one will ever know what you asked me or what i said back! Don't put you're questions in the comments...Message them!!1.2.3.4.5.6._________________________________...
Posted by Witty Eyebrow Man on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:49:00 PST

Wow....Homework is a good way to be bored!

[Marital Status] Not [Shoe size] 10 - 11 depends on shoe [Parents still together] Yes [Siblings] 3 [Pets] None that i like FAVORITES [Color] Black and Dark blue [Number] 8 [Animal] Lizard...
Posted by Witty Eyebrow Man on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 11:26:00 PST

Random Thought of the Day

Ok, I know lots of you people have been waiting for this moment so here it is! The Random thought! The thought that's totally unexpected! I'll stop repeating myself and say it now! Why don't most for...
Posted by Witty Eyebrow Man on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:03:00 PST

FUCK YOU! I'm bored!

I'm incredibly bored right now so I decided I'd brag about my extremely excellent grades! Yes, so I'll start with my math class! On the last test I got 105nd my total overall grade is 106àIn Chemistry...
Posted by Witty Eyebrow Man on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:59:00 PST

The Paranoia is overwhelming!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 50% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||| 16% Accommodation |||||||||| 36% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% I...
Posted by Witty Eyebrow Man on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:50:00 PST

I'm going to hell!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limb...
Posted by Witty Eyebrow Man on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 07:50:00 PST

I wish I had a really comfortable pair of pants!

So I was sitting on a couch playing Madden when I had a thought! If one could fold time like I folded my jeans there'd be a never ending amount of temporal paradoxes plaguing the space time continuum....
Posted by Witty Eyebrow Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bush

This has been brought to my attention today...errr...Yesterday. Anywho, found it rather amusing and disturbing. I knew the guy was bad news the first time I heard of him....
Posted by Witty Eyebrow Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST