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O-Dizzle

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About Me


Baghdad

omgfux I am a big fat nerd in the Army that is into drawing, video games, martial arts, YOUR MOM, stuff, and stuff. People know me by all sorts of crazy names, from Lostie to Jessica to just plain old Orr. I make everything else up as I go along.
The rain on the leaves was like a whisper. In a bucket by the door a cricket suddenly chirped. Strangely, the sound seemed to push the sadness from his heart. For the first time in years he remembered walking with his father through a bamboo grove in a soft rain, his father calling to the birds, a cricket laughing. He stood without moving a long time, afraid of stirring away his father. Finally he returned to the kitchen and began to search, opening drawers and cabinets. ... Soon he found a piece of white paper, a heavy black marker, matches, and the stub of a wax candle. He took them outside and sat against the wall, under the overhang of the roof, lit the candle, and wrote in bold, flowing ideograms. In a bucket a cricket sang, he wrote, cutting through my sorrow. I am awestruck. Thank you, father, for teaching me how to listen. He folded the paper, wrote his father's name on it, scribbled, in English, Seattle, on the upper corner, then lit it with the candle, dropping it into an empty clay pot. He watched the ashes drift into the mist, his postcard from America.
- Eliot Pattison, Beautiful Ghosts.

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My Interests

Books, Neo-Buddhism, Comics, Hats, History, Judeo-Christian Mythology, American Literature, Lost, Martial Arts, Military, Movies, Mystery Novels, North Korea, Old School Democracy, Politics, Squaresoft, Swashbucklers, Your Mom

I'd like to meet:

ur mama

Music:

Everclear, Eminem, Lords of Acid, Frou Frou, Uematsu Nobuo, Rob Zombie, Gym Class Heroes, Queen, Blue October, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Billy Joel, Dr. Dre, Simon and Garfunkel

Movies:

Forrest Gump, 8 Mile, Ghost In The Shell 2, King Kong, Millions, Serenity, The Great Raid, The Fifth Element, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Brokeback Mountain, Cars, Akeelah & The Bee, Glory, The Power of One, Mean Girls, An Officer and A Gentleman, GI Jane, Jarhead, The Brave One, Behind Enemy Lines

Television:

Lost, Alias, Babylon 5, Band of Brothers, Firefly, Family Guy, House M.D., Heroes, The Dresden Files, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs

Books:

Arturo Perez-Reverte, The Painter of Battles.

Heroes:

All the people in my platoon, and my parents.

My Blog

How To Prepare For A Deployment

How To Prepare For A Deployment To Iraq:1. Sleep on a cot in the garage.2. Replace the garage door with a curtain.3. Six hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip open the curtain...
Posted by O-Dizzle on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:03:00 PST

had to redo the suit test because it expired

For the second time in my life, I made it through the bomb suit test and it was hell. I no longer have the upper body strength necessary to pick up and carry a 155mm projectile, and that alone was nea...
Posted by O-Dizzle on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:07:00 PST

SUCCESS

From: Orr, Jessica R CPL MIL USASent: Friday, January 25, 2008 3:06 PMTo: AADEGREESubject: Transcripts/AA DegreeGreetings,I just wanted to see whether my transcripts from Hawaii PacificUniversity had ...
Posted by O-Dizzle on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:54:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by O-Dizzle on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 05:11:00 PST

Rudyard Kipling - Tommy

I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer, The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here." The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die, I outs into the street again a...
Posted by O-Dizzle on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 02:22:00 PST