god dammit |
this fucking weather is so shitty, and i really need to clean up my language.
my girlfriend's parents want to throw me off a plane, and i need a cigarette.
so yeah. well whatever it is i really wanted...
Posted by Captain Jesus on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST |
MAN+WOMAN=MARRIAGE |
i voted yes today!
no, not really. but i did vote. and the lady who registered me was named Gay Leigh Mundy. hah, Gay. get it? it's funny because....
she said my short haircut was darling. she was s...
Posted by Captain Jesus on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:55:00 PST |
Mirror, Mirror on the Blog |
Posted by Captain Jesus on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST |
FECK |
...so why does sendik's have a printed copy of my before/after collage?
anyone care to shed some light on this mystery?...
Posted by Captain Jesus on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST |
you like me, you really like me |
thanks bitches-
for coming to my 'see ya later' party.. and being the most awesomest friends a trick like me could ever have. fo' realz.
so hopefully i don't die* on the way there.. that wa...
Posted by Captain Jesus on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST |
Girl Scouts Gone Wild |
I sometimes wonder what really old people are thinking when they hear oversexed music like Christina Aguilera. I bet it makes them uncomfortable.
It makes me uncomfortable....
Posted by Captain Jesus on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:24:00 PST |
Mi Nombre Estúpido: |
As many of you know, my last name blows.
Therefore, I think I should change it from Irizarry to:
Tierney Irizistible
get it?
ah, fuck you....
Posted by Captain Jesus on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:25:00 PST |
+My Virgin Blog+ |
Wow, it's really fucking hot outside. Too bad I can't afford an air conditioner.. Is it too much to ask that summerfest showcased some halfway-decent bands? I'm so disappointed.
I read that some tran...
Posted by Captain Jesus on Mon, 29 May 2006 04:14:00 PST |
