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'Penge'

Homebase rocks my world.

About Me

UPDATE:
For those of you that caught the original penge video, good on you. For those that are just catching up now, just appreciate the danger of penge, and the drug fuelled and murderous people are rife. However, in this new episode we are taking a direct look at a young inhabitant who has been forced to stay inside due to the masses of chavs that roam the streets. Again, another breathtaking life risking video is brought to you from the very centre of penge. and i hope you enjoy it!
Connor's anger

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In case you are retarded and hadn't noticed from the video....Yes. I live in Penge, and have done since i was a wee lad. Despite popular belief, Penge is famous for lots of things. Par Exemple, Homebase. A landmark if ever i saw one.
Also, it is the destination of the 176 bus. The most useful bus in the WORLD. Yes, ahead of the 37 i'm going to have to argue. Look at it in all it's olden glory...
If homebase and the 176 bus isn't enough for you, we are the proud owners of a high street. Thats right, a WHOLE one. With a MacDonalds, Woolworths, Boots AND Wimpys. And in these places you will find two types of people.
Chavs:
For points, spot the chav second from the right wearing my casual loafers! Yes, you do get jacked in Penge.
And The Elderly:
Compelling stuff. For a closer look, try getting on the 227 bus. They love that. They get to bromley, and just turn around. The sitting down knackers them out a bit.
Anyway...Come, Relax, Listen to Thomas Newman. He's a legend. If you're going to waste time, it might as well be listening to that guy.
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My Interests

YMT:UK. NYT. OLD VIC. Take a guess...

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A magic 8 ball. No shit!

I'd like to meet:

It's too late now, but deffo James Brown. The godfather of soul, and definition of poomping on the reg.

Poor Bloke. Gotta Love him.

Also. Bill Gates. So i can show him this video of me and my bro destroying his merchandise. Then maybe i can ask him to donate some money to Penge. It's a good cause.

Connortainment

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Music:

Johnny Cash. For His Music AND his trim!!

My music taste is ranged, and i dont have a favourite band or whatever.

But if i had to pick a favourite tune right now it would have to be (And i do change this on a reg):'Stake out' by Apollo 440.

Movies:

I thought i was like a PG, but the old bastards on Bart666.com think i'm a real fucker. And i didn't even pick the option where i'd tie up a burglar, rape him, cut him up and burn his carcass.

My life has been rated:

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And Check out this Legend. Conny Bloom. I'd kill for a full track o' this badboy.

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Television:

The best television show would have to be to watch my own life. As that is impossible, i'll have to do with this slideshow:

Books:

Say what? Books?I gave up english for a reason.Except Harry Potter. He's a ledge.

Heroes:

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Varun. Raves.

JK. Rudeboy Choons.

KELING! BIG Charter joker.

Trepass. the big bunker.
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Ben DICKSON. Self Explanatory.

Shabba. The big chain smoker.

James Pee Pee.

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Richard DC! a true joker if ever i met one.

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