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Jack

Ghey

About Me

"When is a candle more than a candle?...When it's a Mandle Candle"!

"Coca Cola Zero: No Sugar, No Taste!"

OK. Basically, my name is Jack.

My aim is to make my profile as ghey as possible...because no doubt Jamie will make some smarmy comment about it. I might change it soon though because it is pretty ghey.
I have been told I look like, amongst other things, "The Kooks", that guy off Green Wing, Nick Morley's brother, and "Razorlight". None of these are accurate.
If you want to see something jokes, go to www.myspace.com/fatsuerocksmyworld

Click Here to go to the Jackson Analogue Myspace. They're well good don't you know!

My Interests

Numerous. I'll tell you about the interests that I discarded instead because no one seems to do that: Warhammer, Pokemon, Yo-Yo's, K'Nex, Apple Tea, Books, School, Barney the Dinosaur, BikerMice, The Ninja Turtles. I also think Pete Doherty is an arse. Please feel free to challenge me about this...

I'd like to meet:

Robert Johnson, Drew Barrymore, Mark Hughes and friendly people as well...

Safe, I've replaced 'Earthworm Jim' with this joker who makes prank calls. Such a legend. If you have 20mins spare, then take the time to sit down and...let the crease happen! The best ones are the 'Doovde' guy, and the 'Monies' fella.

I've decided to put this video up, because it makes me laugh and laugh. Ha ha.

Music:

Lots.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction is my favourite. I also enjoyed Buffalo Soldiers, Team America, Lost in Translation, High Fidelity, Borat, Blues Brothers, Animal House. Fresh.

Television:

Match of the Day, Dragon's Den, Shameless, Skins, 10 Years Younger, You Are What You Eat, Coronation Street, X Factor, and Big Brother occasionally...

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where's Wally.

My Blog

Fat Sue 2006/07 (Updated 29.04.07)

Well well...Just a little personal review of Fat Sue's past year...really.We started properly gigging in 2006...and who can forget our experience at the Cartoon in Croydon where our set got cut short ...
Posted by Jack on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Bloggety Blog Blog

As I sit here in our Sixth Form common room, I remain slumped in my swivel chair...amazed at the lack of intelligence that surrounds me here. It's a Wednesday morning, it's raining outside...and the r...
Posted by Jack on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:29:00 PST