About me, hmm, well there are four “mesâ€, there is IT the professional, the swashbuckling sword fighting me, the party guy me and there is there is the real me.First the professional me: I have been in Information Technology for about a decade and am currently working as a Technical Consultant for an accounting software firm. That’s right I’m no longer working in porn. This is where I’m the respectable type, you know with the ties and all that (yeah me in a tie).Second is the Sword fighter and fencer: Let me first say that there is a big difference between fencing and sword fighting. Fencing is art and sport (see USFENCING.ORG for details) and Sword Fighting is a deadly combat turned into a hobby (See SCA.ORG or DAGORHIR.COM for details). Here I am a warrior to most, a worthy enemy to the opposition, drunken minstrel to many, (SCA Saturday nights hehehehe!) and a comrade to few.Third is the Party Guy: The guy who’s got a joke, toast or anecdote for every occasion. You know the guy never without a drink, smoke or girl in his hand and who’s everyone “best budâ€, Kind of like a bartender but on the wrong side of the bar?Forth there is the real me: The only way you’ll know the real me is to become my good friend and I have precious few. This is not being snobby, the word friend means a lot to me, and good friend even more so. We are talking about platonic love, respect, admiration and affection. None of these are easily or quickly gained nor should they be.Finally: It is said that a man is more than the sum of his parts and I hope that is true of me. Here’s to you meeting, Mr. Williams, Tarmac/Fa'zil, Jesse and the real me!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tarmac Orcish Lord of Runways aka Jesse
Birthday: July 2nd
Birthplace: The depths of Moria...well Burbank, CA
Current Location: Hel-La CA.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown and Gray with more and more gray
Height: 5'6 1/2" on my left leg 5'7' on my right and taller on my back
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Mutt with a lot of Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots and sandles
Your Weakness: Booze, women, drugs, poker you know all of the basics
Your Fears: Living a boring life
Your Perfect Pizza: Home made by me
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Add muscle, lose fat and have lots of meaningless, perverted sex
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs and eyes
Your Bedtime: 11:30 on weeknights and whenever I pass out on the weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: How would I know if it missing
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Yes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: The occasional cigar or Hooka
Do you Swear: What the FUCK do you think
Do you Sing: Sometimes but it has been described as someone slowly killing a cat
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Been
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on what you mean by believe.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I read
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: No. But I wanna be
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell YES!
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell YES!
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell YES!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell YES!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO thank god
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell Yeah and Madori Sushi kicks ass
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No still realling from the last one
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YEP and under BJs arn't as much fun as you'd think
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Am now
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In a blinding flash of light from the Thermal Nuclear Device that I have unleashed upon the world
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Nothing. Never gonna grow up! I'm 39 year old Toy-R-us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Doesn't matter if it is proportionate. I like curves.
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: Could probably swap stories with Ozzy
Number of CDs I own: Its all about the MP3s now
Number of Piercings: None but had 4 at one time
Number of Tattoos: Four
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don’t think there is enough storage space on the MySpace servers to hold that much data
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