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Litijator - CourTROOM Ice MAKer

KnoCKin Dem HOEs Lyke VAn Slyke HITTin A curVE Ball.

About Me

After staking his claim to the throne of hip hop, Litijator chose to push the envelope with his new hit single "banned in Andersonville." That single, which sold over 180 copies in the first month, recaptures the challenges faced by hip hop's newest superstar when he performed at the Andersonville VFW on August 17th of this year. Facing six security guards and countless members of the Andersonville PTA, Litijator proved that the First Amendment applies to all peoples when he performed his most controversial rhyme: "Adversly possessed".Now, in a bold move to challenge the establishment, Litijator brings together some of the baddest talent on da scene. With the likes of C-Monster, Gonzo, Open-and-Notorious, Crane Cam, Bored-out-thirty-over, haystack, and even the notorious Clearly-Erroneous, Litijator seeks to make waves and break new ground. With unheard of instruments such as a llama, banjo and bag pipes, Litijator and his crew will be makin sounds heard across da globe. You can find out more information about Litijator's seven stop tour at www.datpeskydocumentcalledtheconstitution.com.

My Interests

Playin dat daire X box 360 -- I be stealin for feelin in da hood doe, so aint all games up bitches! I'ze be the Lexus on the car game -- hang with my 25 inch rims bitches!

I'd like to meet:

For real, I'ze like to meet da ma fucker Oscar da ma fuckin grouch. I say bitch, step to this and be so damn grouchy...boo ya!

Music:

Mostly country western, although at times I do enjoy some Julie Andrews. I don't care what none dem bitches say, Andrews had the most versatile voice in da industry for more dan a decade!

Movies:

Ernest goes to camp. Dat crazy mo fo be trippin for real. Who wear a suit to camp?

Television:

Broke it last week when Andre Agassi lost in match two. Chump needs a forearm for real. I also like trading spaces, dey be helpin a fuckin lots of people wit dat shit.

Books:

Where da red fern grows -- dem damn dogs be keepin it real up in dat huntin trip! I be watchin PBS to, and who say dat aint learnin'?

Heroes:

Cheech Marin -- aint no more real playa. And, who else, Richard Nixon -- keep it real boiiii.