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Calamity Jane {GQ}

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn t

About Me

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AND!!!....Check out this sweet band. They're better than your's. www.myspace.com/summontheinsectsYes, I'm sober. I just happen to be fascinated with foreign urinals.and this...cinematic glory...I like rock..n..roll, Kansai Japan, seize-dancing, music, Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier, getting dirty, dangerous sports, getting dirty from dangerous sports, cute boys getting dirty &/or playing dangerous sports, the circus/cirque du soleil/chiffon/silks, the carnival, gypsies, baking cupcakes & mayhem. I'm an actress/model/performer/dancer/poop assassin. I'm down with post apocolyptic satire too, so if you're down with that 'ness than I'm down with your 'ness. I love mini horses. Word to your friggin mother. Hey! Go touch yourself.



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My Interests

I dig music, film, theater, chaos, dangerous sports, acting, modelling, Miming, statuing, cartoons, dancing, performing, silking, Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier, the circus, gypsies, the carnival, the East, different cultures, spinning records, fitness, Pin up, love, Sciences, fashion, art, body art, chocolate, strawberries, rocknroll, Continental Giant Bunnies, Burt Reynolds, mini horses, lots of other things

I'd like to meet:

people that don't suck.

Music:

Loves it. at the top of my list of things I dig. All kinds...classical, classic rock, metal & screamy stuff, indie rock/pop, hip hop, country(yeah I said it)/bluegrass, big band, middle eastern/bellydance music & jazz, whatev else.

Movies:

drama, fantasy, comic movies, mob movies, war films, comedy, psychological thrillers, cheesey & poorly made films. Movies with bad acting & special effects, Horror, stuff that is funny, indie, crooked, derranged or leaves a bad taste in your mouth.... irreversible is so bad it's good(thanks Martijn, you sick bastard). look at the posters on this page. Thats SOME stuff I like. Now touch yourself. ok. Good.

Television:

totally rules. Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Girls Next Door, E! True Hollywood Story...."Bad" reality TV. Bam's Unholy Union, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Wildboyz, ANTM,...love comic cartoons, Weeds,

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut. Marc Houellebecq. I dunno...an eccletic mix of random things I happen to pick up....thats what I read. Cereal boxes are tite...they aren't books, but hot damn. Jenna Jameson's How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.

Heroes:

my dad, Mickey & Mallory Knox, Heath Ledger, John Trent, God, Satan, Ed Wood, Burt Reynolds, Tom, Jerry,

My Blog

Project Mayhem

1st RULE: You do not talk about Jane's Ass. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Jane's Ass. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a figh...
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:25:00 PST

Paper Planes

I'll fly like a paper get high like planes If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name If you come around here i'll make em all day I'll get one done in a second if you wait 9 [x2] Sometimes ...
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:41:00 PST

Planet Los Angeles.

     Today I started to really think about going to LA; what the show will be like & how my life is going to change. In trying to supress my expectations, I think I have c...
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:41:00 PST

read my mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtLOoYwftbA This is shot in Tokyo. Loves it....
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:37:00 PST

Heres Lookin at You.

Staring at a ghost across a table set for two,This is the last call before the credits roll.The charm of silver screen depression saturated in alcohol.It's so seductive.Filtered through tobacco haze.I...
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:59:00 PST

the Poetic Shufflings of Saraphyn & Jangel

 "Blah blah blah... This is a link!..." Or a stink that could wink!Wink, not wank!, she said!with the tilt of her head.... (your turn) my turn?!?!. its time you learn..with her tilt she...
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:33:00 PST

Billy the Absinthe Mime and other adventures

     Ya know, as much as I love all of the traditional, woodsy, roughin'-it surf trips, & spending weekends in temples with Monks...I do love all of the random-ass things that ...
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:12:00 PST

Cest la vie dune Statue

     Descriptions, notes, points, etc..whatev of our "job" as The Living Statues(TM).          "So, uh...do you like, just sand there?, or...
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST

Chocolate Bunny Kill

Check out this video: Chocolate Bunny Kill Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:26:00 PST

Because

Because - John Lennon/The Beatles Because the world is round it turns me on Because the world is round... Because the wind is high it blows my mind Because the wind is high......Love is all,...
Posted by Calamity Jane {GQ} on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:24:00 PST