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SLOFLO

You aint real, your just a re-enactment

About Me

Dj * Entrepreneur * Entertainer * Producer * Lover, not a fighter * Favorite uncle * Optimistic * Self employed * Like long drives * Going out to movies * Basketball * Great listener * Not so good with jokes, but ill always figure out a way to make people laugh * Learn quickly * Love friends * A night person * Unorganized * Prefer moutains over beach, Woods over desert * Poetic * Calm, dont sweat the small stuff *.~ask me whatever else youd like to know AIM = sloflizzle
MSN = [email protected] Check out my Portfolio!!! - WWW.EDDIEBERNAL.COM .. SLOFLO : whurrs my email ma?JENN JENN : I sent it JENN JENN : It might take awhile I'm in texas haha SLOFLO : lol----------------SLOFLO : Jenn smells! JENN JENN : I know because i have a dirty butt ----------------HEATHER : Who doesnt like a fucken chicken wrap? ----------------JENN JENN: I want to take a shower so bad SLOFLO: cus ur butt smells? JENN JENN: No no I get all greasy for some reason eff'n sucks

My Interests

Paintball * Basketball * Snowboarding * Music * Movies * Bowling * Turntableism * Singing * Computers * Graphic design * Video editing * Travel *

Music:

Lenny williams * Snoop doog * Musiq soulchild * Blackstreet * Montell jordan * Dr. Dre * Kanye west * Timbaland * Teddy riley * Scott storch * Talib Kweli * Common * A tribe called quest * The alkaholics * Jay z * Jon b * Alicia keys * Mya * Raphael Saadiq * Too many to name * Hip hop and R&B * Booty music * 80's * Merengue * Rock en español * Shakira * Hombres G * Fulanito * Vicente fernandez * Alex syntek * Aterciopelados *.

Movies:

Fools rush in * Big fat greek wedding * Deuce bigalow * Indiana jones * The big lebowski * The fugitive * Office space * Belly * Ill sit through any movie that has some type of reality to it, NO sci fi * Love short films * .

Television:

I luv lucy * Recess * The simpsons * King of the hill * Jay leno * Jimmy kimmel * MTV * SNL * BET * ESPN * Nature channel * Bill nye the science guy * Duck tales * Tale spin * Chip and dale * M.A.S.H * Rob & Big *.

Books:

Dont like reading * Magazines only * Vibe * The source * Scratch * FHM * Smooth * Mens health * Blender *.

Heroes:

* Mom * and the guy that invented the pet rock *.

My Blog

Tell me

Tell me what you want from me? Take a look at what you see Let me know if its right here.. Something you can have for years. Where would i be without music? how else could I express mysel...
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love...?

The Meaning Of Love What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper tha...
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kika Vs Kika

Ok.....to clear things up My dog is named after mah buddy Kika. Its a long story, if yo wanna hear it, hit me up. But anyways Just wanted to clear that up in case yall ready my comments where someones...
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

basic math

women=drinking drinking=....forgetting why the fawk i started typimg this for
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Meeting of souls..."02/07/05"

I try hard not to be rude, try hard not to stare Try to keep my thoughts to myself and not to whisper softly into the air Cus theres noboby else to conversate about this situation Cus even myself k...
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why not?

Im so used to spitting game even when i should hold back, im so used to kissing lips and keeping you on your back, and its a fact its true that it runs in my blood, but call me kels cus i dont se...
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

9/13

Notify the feds, im on some illegal shiet, selling that yayo, to make-o dinero, or better yet tell em where i reside and watch em come cus they know when these pills my clients start poppin ima gi...
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Same shit, different chick!

Day 1 I spotted you, got a smile, quickly began conversating asked you bout local hangouts and if anyone you was dating I cant help but rush a lil into things with this girl cus she got a smile ...
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TALKING SHIT?

IVE HEARD A LOTTA BITCHES TALKIN, ASKIN WHY I AINT WALKIN, IN THEIR DIRECTION WHEN THEYRE BARKING THE NAME GAME'S IN VAIN TO ME SHIT AINT SHOCKING SEE I KNEW THE GHETTO FOR A WHILE, DONT LET HIST...
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Alone..

Im real confused, i sometimes wanna see myself of the news Sometimes i wanna stay home when im feelin a lil blue A little will do but no ones wants to give enough I used to think i had it ruff i us...
Posted by SLOFLO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST