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jorge calvo

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About Me

Yo vivo en el casa de me madre y amo todas las chicas gordas. i prey too st. merry y dont know what chopsticks or manners are. my mustash is filthy and full of luv bugs. my american friends call me wetback but i prefer spick. i came to america no legally on a door. i steal things so i can live. the most ive ever been paid is 2 dollars an hour. they say america is the land of opportunity but the only opportunity ive found is the chance to starve to death on a mere diet of taco bell sauce and trash and paper and napkins. i ate my own crap once. one time i snuck into a farmers chicken coop and tried to get something to eat, but i am too stoopid and week to ever do that, so i just made love to the geese.
Get Out of America you Jackass!
Oops, you only got 0 out of 10 right!
You Are Sicko Ginger Flirt
Smoldering hot, you don't really flirt. You seduce.
For you, flirting is just one necessary step to date rape.
You don't flirt unless it's going somewhere, even if it's with an animal.
You are a dirty mexican and will eventualy try to sex a truck driver who will skull rape you. I hope you die!

My Interests

chruch, morning after abortion pills, drinking alot, chruch, surviving, finding food, arts and crafts, dreamcatchers, trying to have sex with miners, escaping from immigration, festive dancing, making love to geese, hot sauce, touching my self (i do that alot), huffin, hangin out around parks

I'd like to meet:

st. merry, apollo 13, jose ole, george lucuas, any bodying to give me food or paint to huff, that chica caliente that works at the exxon, a friend to tell my stories

Music:

hamp hop, festive style, gutars, kids singing, heft

Movies:

jurassic park three, shallow how, pot, cinco de mayo, cigs, i saw the wildlife park once time

Television:

if you huff enough then lookin at the ground can be just at stuff

Books:

hoo hoo good one

Heroes:

amillio esteban, hernando fitzgerald, la familia, laura, the star spangled banner, abercrombie y fich

My Blog

hows i lost me foots

ewrl and me was vein down by the damn.  he made some majic mushroom dungs and i ate some. lasterday i got my foot ran over by my gulfriend y it hurt. the bad news was thaswt i have a restraining ...
Posted by jorge calvo on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:30:00 PST

fams and my monday is colder

it day as day today i wish i owned a shirt.  the one in my picture was taked when by my exwipe.  it was colderest day of year.  on the brightslide today i finaly lost the tooth that had...
Posted by jorge calvo on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:15:00 PST

me am desesined for lonly!!!!!1!

i sad.  i love but i dont know what to do.  at least i think it love.  one cant be sure if it is true love or just my prostate flaring up again.  my wife is sleepin with the hotel ...
Posted by jorge calvo on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:08:00 PST