Barry

You will never meet another person like me. I'm half Polish. The other half is from all over the place. I was born in England. Milton Keynes to be exact. I live in Aldershot. I have lived in Wembley, Germany and Windsor. I support The Arsenal. I am a thoroughbred Hip Hop head. Test me. I like other sorts of music such as, Jazz, Funk, Breaks, Jungle, Drum and Bass, Weird stuff, Funky House, Breakcore, Electro, Prog Rock, Dub, Reggae, Soca, Spoken Word Poetry, the list goes on. I like weird, edgy, envelope pushing Arts and ways of thinking. I am caring. I am open minded. I am non-judgemental. I have a temper. It can be short. It is only because I care. I am opinionated. I will voice those opinions, please do not be offended. I am not trying to change yours. Only you can do that. I don't lie for people. If i know you or not i will be honest with you. I am easy to talk to regardless of the frown I have on my face most of the time. I am approachable. I believe in the world community. I do not believe that because I am British I own this little island or believe the British people as a whole own it. This land was here before us and it will be here when our kind cease to exist. I am not patriotic and do not believe in national borders. I go with the theory called pangea which shows that all continents were once connected and one and the same. Look up Pangea if you want to see what i mean. I hate consumerism. I hate capitalism. I completely reject the idea of war as a solution to anything. War breeds more hatred and then even larger wars. If you want peace use peace as your ammo. Even if someone is bombing the hell out of you do not retaliate by doing the same back. Eventually they will stop even if it takes 100 years. The survival of one generation is not more important than the survival of future generations. War has not brought us peace and we have been embroiled in conflict since we fell to the grounds of this beautiful planet. I am my own person. I am not a conformist. I don't see the bad attributes in a person as them being a twat or it being their own problem. Allot of the time it is these negatives in a person are the fault of everyone in a society. We are all products of society. A baby is born innocent. It loses this when it's head is filled with our selfish way of life. It is tribalized, genericized, vandalised and then ostracised and blamed for acting upon the ideas we have put into it's brain. I have to see before I believe. I am agnostic. I am funny as fuck even if it may not seem so thus far from these words I deliver to you. Sometimes I think about things to much. Sometimes I read into things to much. I am sensitive to changes in the people I care abouts attitude and behaviour towards me and sometimes worry that they are annoyed with me. This comes with thinking to much I suppose. I can hold conversation with anyone regardless of age, race, knowledge difference etc etc. I enjoy cooking. I enjoy eating. I have changed throughout my life. I have been violent. I am not now. Although sometimes my anger can seem quite intimidating. I don't intend this. I don't think I or any human is as important as we like to think we are. I am intelligent. That comes through life lessons as much as it came from my education. "DON'T LET SCHOOL GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR EDUCATION". I am loud and then quiet in a flash. I am weird. I come out with things other people won't. I will as taxing and deep questions of people I care about because I really care about what is going on in their lives. Sometimes I may stop talking to someone I care about. That isn't me being nasty or saying I don't like them anymore without words. That is usually because I have again thought too much and think they are pissed off with me so I feel awkward. In that sense sometimes I can be shy. I am honest. I am always happy to be the owner of the shoulder someone cries on. If you are my friend I will be there whenever you need me. Hence my mobile stays on 24/7.On another note. I said I was crazy and I fuckin am. I talk loads of shit. I have a mind that will think up the weirdest imagery you are likely to hear. I find the weirdest things funny. I find some sick things funny. I shock and am not easily shocked. You can see in my eyes that I don't mean to offend though I just believe in treating things with a bit of triviality no matter what they are. I like a drink. I don't care when or how I die. Aslong as when I am dead I am just chucked in a bin bag and put in the wheelie bin. I don't think I am greatly important. You don't have funerals for your rose bush clippings or your blades of grass. I come up with the weirdest random phrases and I can swear alot. I can however stop swearing if the situation requires me to do so. I have a large vocabulary and use it for good and to be a dirty crude sod. I will talk to anyone about anything even if I don't know them. I will come up and talk to you if you look like fun. My taste in girls is not very defined. It is nothing to do with size or anything like that. It is the whole person that attracts me to them. Yes I look at "fit birds" and think I would. Ultimately though that doesn't mean I am attracted to them. I girl pops up every now and then and hits me smack in the face and I can't really describe what it is about them. Often they don't seem to really like me. Oh well. NEXT!! Soon one will realise that they have in front of them a gem. I find things like Goatse, Anal Prolapse, Vomit, Fart, Alan Partridge, Alan Jackson from Eastenders all funny. I make things funny when at first they may not be. I sometimes wear washing up gloves when I go out on a piss up cos it is funny. I will make you laugh. It is not hard. I enjoy being stupid. My profession doesn't govern how I live. It pays my bills and nothing more. I live my life outside of the workplace. I work to support my wants and needs and nothing more.So yeah, come say hello ya bastard. I might get you a pint. even if I don't you won't forget me. I am a good friend to have I think even if my unpredictability and madness is sometimes too much for the average human brain to handle. Join me in shit talking. If ya see me don't worry about approaching me because I won't be rude or horrible and I will talk to you no matter what you think I might dislike about you. If you look at me and think I look like a fool come and talk to me and I will change your mind.The names Barry by the way, for when you come over and say "yo mutherfucker, how’s tricks bitch?". Like you ever forgot the name.Peace, and get your fingers out of the chickens bum you smelly bastard you won't find any Lasagne, monkey wrenches, horseradish, carpet, glade pluggins, external hard drives, spark plugs or anything else in there so stop doing it.I am outI am in the breezeI'm bout to bounce yo*Gone*