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I like water biscuits.

We're blood brothers.

About Me


HI. The names Emma. [It means 'Universal Healer'] Which I obviously AM.
I'm not one for size 0 and little yappy dogs in Gucci dog bags. Give me a pint and my fat little staffordshire bull terrier any day. (Y)
'Lets just get this one this straight..I dont wanna kidnap the truth and negotiate..'
I'm artistic, silly, loud, proud, quiet, introverted and extroverted, a leader, oppinionated and 'off me head'..apparently. People are often asking me to be quiet. I shout a lot. Im normally a very happy person. I'm passionate, short fused and emotional. I'm a creator..an artist. I spend a lot of time at college being tired. I'm sarcastic and not often serious. I'm a hard worker. My life is brilliant most of the time. I'm lucky because what I do is what I love. [Full time student]
I'm doing Media studies, English Literature, Sociology and Religious Studies at A-level at Sixth Form. I'm finally doing exactly what I want & im SO excited.
Pretty much living the student lifestyle. I spend a lot of time drinking, being a bum, sleeping and getting stressed out about essays & coursework deadlines..
''Peace upon earth!' we said. We sing it.
And pay a million priests to bring it.
After two thousand years of mass
We've got as far as poison gas.'
Chrismas: 1924 by Thomas Hardy.
'The animals are beings that have feelings like me. They are like my brothers and my sisters'-Ziggy Marley.
My friends are some of the best people you'll ever meet.
I'm a vegetarian and I love it. I have a choice, and i've made the decision that I dont want to eat animals. I'm also against animal testing, hunting, forcing animals to fight, circuses that use animals, using animals for clothing or abusing animals in any way. Simple as. And no I dont eat fish. Vegetarians dont eat fish. Someone who eats fish but not any other type of meat is known as a pescetarian.
Fact- Did you know each vegetarian saves over 100 animals lives each year?
I've got my sights set on doing Media at South Bank University in London. Lets see where that takes me. More than anything I want to be a director. I love to write scripts, run around with a camera filming, create ideas and edit short films. Most of all I love the feeling of everything coming together. When I play that short film for the first time all together, nothing makes me feel more proud. Making films is my calling, it's what I was made for.
This ones my one.
& has been since 27.9.05
Waking up next to him is THE best.
He pretty much understands everything that I'm about.
He supports me with everything that I do.
When I met him, everything fell into place.
I never want to let go.
This what what true love sounds like..
Me: You smell.
Him: You smell too..
Me:...I love you...
Him:...I love you too...
So yeah, he's pretty much magic.
He's my life partner.
I want to take him to University with me. I'd hide him under my bed. :]
He's my snow pea, my fruity pop, my best friend and my boyfriend.
Sometimes we communicate in odd ways, often consisting of jibberish and high pitched squeaks. I guess you can say we've got our own language.
He's the first person I turn to when I need help & the last person I want to see at night.
He's for keeps.
'I love you' will never express enough.

My Interests



This is my dog, Tag. She's simply a joy. Enough said.

It's all about..
Me other half My friends. You're all amazing and have helped me so much. Cor, I luv yous I do.
Vegetarianism.
Long hot summer evenings.
Oreos.
The smell of tattoo studios.
Freedom of expression.
English.
Writing.
Mashed potato.
Philosophy.
Noodles.
Drawing.
Going down t'pub.
Gigs & festivals.
Cheese.
Sociology.
Piercings.
Tattoos.
Learning about WW2.
Media Studies.
Making student films.
Walking around at night.
Nights in.
Photography.
Museums.
Waking up in the morning excited.
Nights out.
Art. [Salvador Dali, please]
Cooking.
Being a twat by choice.
A warm bed in winter.
Hugs & kisses that mean something.
A twisted sense of humour.
Good music!
College.
London.
Milk.
Good food.
Happy times!

It's really not about..
Racism.
The state of things.
Just plain BAD music.
People being assholes.
Bullying.
Guinea pigs. They're the work of the devil.
Animal cruelty.
People who force their religion on to others.
Being skint.

Please sign this petition to help stop the disgusting slaughter.

I'd like to meet:


Brian Hugh Warner [aka Marilyn Manson.]

'..You said I tasted famous, so I drew you a heart but now I'm not an artist I'm a fucking work of art..'

Jesse Lacey.

'..While we walk around this town like we own the streets, and stay awake through summer like we own the heat..'

Twiggy Ramirez.
Tim Skold.
Serj.
Keith Flint.
Maynard.
Joey Jordison.
Karl Marx.
Guy Ritchie.
Axl Rose.
Stanley Kubrick.
Tom Green.
Anthony Hopkins.
David Bowie.
Ridley Scott.
Corey Taylor.
Dita Von Teese.
Ami James.
Quentin Tarantino.
Brian Molko.
Kat Von D.
Ryan Dunn.
Cedric.
Omar.
Elvis.
Plato.

People who stand up for what they believed in.

Shiney happy people.

Oh & anyone with a full body suit of tattoos.

Music:

I don't believe in listening to that only fits your 'stereotype' (goth,emo,punk..whatever) I have a very wide music taste and I listen to what I want. I was bought up on music like ACDC, Motorhead, Metallica, Pink Floyd..the proper old greats and I loved it and I still do.

First of all..they've always been first in my mind..we have Marilyn Manson.

I have a long standing and serious obsession with this band.
Frontman Brian Warner especially.
People who know me will know what i'm talking about.

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[Deftones]
[Murder Dolls]
[Killswitch Engage]
[Stone Sour
[Brand New]
[Prodigy]
[Children Of Bodom]
[FFAF]
[The Mars Volta]
[Bullet For My Valentine]
[36 crazy fists]
[Tool][Pure fucking love]
[Glassjaw]
[The Undertones]
[David Bowie]
[Story Of The Year][i'd quite like to meet them again. Please.]
[Guns N Roses]
[At The Drive-In][Obviously FAR better than The Mars Volta. =P]
[Cannibal Corpse]
[Avenged Sevenfold]
[Drowning Pool]
[Rob Zombie]
[Fear Factory]
[Alice In Chains]
[Placebo]
[Strapping young lad]
[Rise Against]
[Panic! At the Disco]
[Skinny Puppy]
[Pink Floyd]
[Cradle Of Filth]
[T3CHN0PH0B1A]
[Mudvayne]
[Aphex Twin]
[Sound Garden]
[Rammstein]
[Fall Out Boy]
[Lollipop Lust Kill]
[Incubus]
[Sage Francis]
[Death Cab For Cutie]
[Mindless Self Indulgence]
[Head Automatica]
[Alkaline Trio]
[Sevendust]
[Bloodsimple]
[Saul Williams]
[Poison The Well]
[Queen]
[Nine Inch Nails]
[Dragon force]
[Biomechanical]
[Billy Talent]
[Goldie Lookin' Chain] [For obvious reasons..]
[Nine Inch Nails]
[System Of A Down] [OLD STUFF ONLY.]
[The Killers]
[SlipKnot]
[Atreyu]

<<>>
[Marilyn Manson x2]
[Brand New]
[Incubus]
[Funeral for a friend x2]
[Metallica]
[Iron Maiden]
[Strapping Young Lad]
[Tool]
[Alkaline Trio]
[Strapping young lad]
[Dragonforce]
[Billy Talent]
[Cradle Of Filth]
[Deftones]
[Rise Against]
[Alice in chains]
[The Used]
[Killswitch Engage]
[Prodigy]
[Stone Sour]
[Iggy and the Stooges]
[Turbonegro x2]
[NOFX]
[Say anything]
[Story Of The Year]
[Soulfly]
[Bullet for my valentine]

As you can tell, I have a very mixed up and wide taste in music.
[I liked it when I went to Scam Fest and the old rocker dude dj played Bryan Adams- Summer of 69 and me and the old dude sang along to it.]
[I like sitting at my Dads computer and listening to all the old punk music he has on there.]
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Movies:


May.
SAW 1 & 2.
Napoleon Dynamite.
Grease.
Snatch.
Moulin Rouge.
Evil dead.
True romance.
Kidulthood.
One flew over the cukoos nest.
Red dragon.
Silence of the lambs.
Hannibal.
12 monkeys.
Chicago.
The Matrix x3.
Romeo & Juliet.
Sense & sensibility.
Flatliners.
Rocky horror picture show.
LOTR x3.
Natural born killers.
Alien.
The Labyrinth.
The Lost Boys.
Resevoir dogs.
Cabin fever.
A nightmare on Elm Street.
Fight club.
Nightmare Before Christmas.
The Lion King x3. [Why yes, I do love it.]
Beetle Juice.
Gone with the wind.
Pride & predujice.
Devil's Advocate.
A Clockwork Orange.
Final Destination 1&2.
The Ring 1&2.
Taxi Driver.
The Haunting.
Jeepers Creepers 1,2.
Se7en.

Television:


Futurama.
South Park.
Trisha.
Drawn Together.
Dirty Sanchez.
The Simpsons.
Eastenders&Corrie.
Extreme Makeover.
Beavis & Butthead.
Fun Land.
Will&Grace.
Miami Ink.
Invader Zim.
Ren & Stimpy.

Books:

Thomas Hardys poetry atm.
Give me some Shakespeare and i'll be happy.
I need to start reading more auto-biographies.
I'll read fantasy.
I'll read history.
I'll read horror.
But.
I'm not too keen on adventure.

Heroes:

I would do anything for these people.

Dan. My one and only. The one who loves me unconditionally.
Jess. My best friend. My sister from another mister.
All my friends. You're like my army. You always have my back. I dont know what i'd do without you all. =D
My family because I believe so strongly in blood bonds.

My Blog

I have at the moment..

An unrelenting desire to get the hell out of here. Away from the current stress that seems to surround my college life. Dont get me wrong, I have some amazing mates there but theres always the underto...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:10:00 PST

Sigh & smile.

Despite the fact that i've got coursework due in left right and centre I cant help but smile.Why? I've got JizzumJess back. We laugh and ask why we argued like we did and why we went our seperate...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:27:00 PST

THE ADVENTURES OF- FLISS, OLD MAN JIZZ AND EMBEM

Ahahaha. Well, ive had many a fun time with these 2 ideeeots. It all started when Jizz introduced me to this beast called Fliss. We had super fun times, and she pointed a toy gun at little kids and sc...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:36:00 PST

17th birthday [with pictures] :)

Well well, I had a very fun time. First of all..me, fiona and dan met up and went and did a bit of christmas shopping in Guildford..and this boy asked me to marry him, but I cast him asunder. &&am...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

Leaving. Laughing.

Well, in light of leaving school properly..and a few people leaving properly..I decided to write a blog about people that have influenced me. [In no order] Fliss&Jess. You's two are my bitches. We...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:46:00 PST

Download 2006!!

WELL WELL WELL. It all started off on early friday morning after a nice evening at my dads house with Daniielllll We got up..and got to Download. We dragged all our shit to the furthest campsite =.. ...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:02:00 PST

BITCH TIME.

First of all, its scene kids. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DO YOU ALL WANT TO LOOK THE SAME [oh and by the way, the way you look makes you look retarded anyway]. WHY NOT BE YOURSELF AND HAVE YOUR OWN PER...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:39:00 PST

2005.

This has been an interesting year. Some months have been completely fucking horrible. Others have been amazing. I have a lot of people to thank for such a..crazy year. I wont thank the people who made...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 01:08:00 PST

Well then.

Christmas this year has been quite FUN really. Yep yep. And me, Jizz and Fliss went christmas carolling. And got the door slammed in our faces. BUT WE KEPT ON GOING. Like good little troopers. And at ...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 03:53:00 PST

IM 16 IN 2 DAYS.

Oh yes. And i'm blatantly having a well good party. [Check out the scene kid lingo..am I cool yet?] OH SHIT-OFF. I'm well excited. I've never had a hizz-house party before. Shall we dance? Oh pfft i'm...
Posted by I like water biscuits. on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 02:04:00 PST