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Charmaine

Tell your lovers the world robs us in so many ways that a caress is your way of taking something bac

About Me

Get Your Own Voice Player Manage I hate it when my hair touches my neck~I am very good at saying the wrong thing in conversations~I enjoy solitude but hate the feeling of lonliness~Sometimes I really don't know if I'm coming or going~I am deathly afraid of seaweed and plungers, don't ask me why~I must sleep with a pillow between my legs~I envy paranoids because they actually believe that people are paying attention to them.

My Interests

You're great at your job, Star. You shine like crazy. Sometimes at night, I look to the West to see if you're still there, and you always are, lighting up the land across the river. I think it's you. -The Magician
Tori Amos' Iieee Performance

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Your Element Is Fire
Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame. You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable. You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive. Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many. What's Your Element?customize
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Music:

DMB, Pixies, Tegan and Sara, Foo Fighters, Killers, Tori Amos, Sara Mclaughlin, Faith Hill, Coldplay, Deccatree, Resident Hero, Miranda Lambert, Sia, Nickel Creek, Led Zeppelin, Cure, CCR, Joss Stone, Jonie Mitchell, NIN, Gorillaz, Keith Urban, George Strait, Ella Fitzgerald, Johnny Cash, Amos Lee, Robert Johnson, Black Eyed Peas, White Stripes, U2, Ray Charles, Bob Seger, Willie, Tim McGraw, Alison Krauss, Chris Rice, Rita Springer, Sara Groves, Third Day, Bing Crosby, Lamb, Aerosmith, Augustana, Death Cab, Staind, Mazzy Star, Def Leppard, Rush, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Beyonce, Madonna, Bob Dylan, Shiny Toy Guns, Smashing Pumpkins, OAR, Portishead, Girl in a Coma, Rind Stars, Wasting Days, Mar, Chess Club, Aretha Franklin, Kings of Leon, Norah Jones, Ozzy, Rush

Movies:

The Notebook, Closer, Frida, Syriana, The Red Violin, Sling Blade, Fools Rush In, Lord of the Rings movies, Love Actually, Wedding Crashers, Along Came Polly, Lorenzo's Oil, House of Cards, Pretty Woman, Steel Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, Practical Magic, Divine Secrets. Bruce Almighty, A Time to Kill, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Gone With the Wind, Chocolat, McClintock ("You fire Me, I kill myself!"), Father of the Bride 1 and 2, Silence of the Lambs, The Village, Blackhawk Down, Titanic, The Graduate, Some Like It Hot, Top Gun, Shirley Temple movies, The Legend of 1900, Big Fish, Gangs of New York, The Pianist, Walk the Line, Crash, Proof, Match Point, Scent of a Woman, Good Will Hunting, Friday, Memoirs of a Geisha, V for Vendetta, My Life Without Me, Pride and Prejudice, Tin Cup, Twister, Hitch, Get Rich or Die Tryin', Dances with Wolves, Tortilla Soup, Almost Famous, Saw

Television:


You Are A Cypress Tree
You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content.
You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it.
A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times.
You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed.
A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Books:


You're Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

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Heroes:

Make me laugh and you can be my hero

My Blog

Have I ever told you about Bucket?

My old friend, Nicole, called me the other day and that got me to thinking about all the trouble we used to get into. In the her old apartment complex there was a stripper with two kids. She wanted u...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:42:00 PST

What did I get myself into?

I started taking voice lessons awhile back. I decided that this is the year that I get over my whole fear of performing. I almost puked before the first lesson at the thought of singing in front of th...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

Some of you may have seen this before.

My sis-in-law got this in an email, and I thought it was funny enough to share. One of these children probably got into trouble after this was developed. ...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

Stupid things I have done in the last month.

Sometimes I can be kinda flaky, and sometimes I can be a klutz. -I stubbed my toe on the corner of the wall, and then immediately hit my head on an open cabinet. -While talking with my hands I managed...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

I have a dirty little secret.

I have been watching American Idol. Yes, you read that correctly. I used to be anti-American Idol, but alas, three of my beautiful nieces have sucked me in.This is the first season that I have watched...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:56:00 PST

This you have got to see.

This came from my parents' tree.Do you see what I see?   I would like to thank my brother, Jared, for being such a wonderful model. The link to Jared doesn't work. If you want to go see him or...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:25:00 PST

The theatrics can stop now.

So I'm a smoker. Most of you know this. What many people don't realize is that the differences in how a smoker is treated in public in Arkansas versus California are quite dramatic.In Arkansas pe...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

Flying Chocolate, and Creamer on the Treadmill

On Christmas morning I allowed my children to have chocolate with their breakfast. Maclaya had one piece in each hand and was asking for more. I explained to her that she had enough. Now, it seems tha...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:01:00 PST

Yes, I know this is kinda lame.*Updated. We have a small problem*

Update is at the bottom. I don't care. I am doing it anyway. Things I will miss about Arkansas. The trees. I am a tree person. I just love them. There are so many trees here, it is absolutely breatht...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST

Which one do you like? *We added a new one*

In my last blog I took suggestions for a new name since I am leaving Arkansas. Now, it is time to reveal the top ten and to have all of you vote on them. Please pick your two favorites and post the ch...
Posted by Don't Squeeze the Charmaine on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:07:00 PST