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Big Poppa Patron

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

MAD silly, can make almost anybody laugh...Simply put, everybody loves me. "Ain't no more to it" - B.I.G. LISTEN TO HIS BREATHING WHEN HE OPENS THE SNICKERS!!!

My Interests

BIG NICE FAT ASSES (w/ small waists), STRIP CLUBS, MUSIC, TITS, CHEVY TAHOEs, BODY PIERCINGS (on women), KICKS, HEAD, BOOBS, A LITTLE BIT OF SPORTS, and WOMEN (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) and OH YEAH, SWEET SWEET VAGINA...

I'd like to meet:

YOU, YOUR SISTER, YOUR MOM, AND YOUR AUNT...EVERY STRIP CLUB OWNER AND EMPLOYEE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD...CHICKS WHO DIG FAT DUDES, THE DEVIL (since money's the root of evil)

Music:

always sounds better when you're fucked up.

Movies:

POOTIE TANG, THE LAST DRAGON, 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN, COMING TO AMERICA, EDDIE MURPHY:RAW, MOST PORN (except for that weird fetish shit), LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN, HALF BAKED, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, ANCHORMAN, AUSTIN POWERS (pick one), BORAT, AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

Television:

THE FIRST 48...THAT'S ABOUT IT...

Books:

KING MAGAZINE

Heroes:

My moms, Uncle Andre, and Uncle Luke