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Deven

The Bad Luck Lawyer

About Me

I'm not very bright, but at least I'm tall. I love the fact that I can pick up the phone at 10pm and have Indian food delivered to my front door. Seeing pretty people on the subway makes me smile. I love salad forks, but hate finger bowls.Why no blogs, you may ask? First off, shut up. That's why. Also, I am mysterious. I actually wish more people would live by my no-myspace-blogs policy, as people are generally not as interesting as they think they are.You know what I have a hard time understanding? Leather pants. I just don't get it. I'm puzzled by them.

My Interests

Law; politics; history; coloring with crayons; music; assorted noisemakers.

I'd like to meet:

Have a sense of humor, for God's sake. If you know anything about math or science, I don't trust you. That's just modern witchcraft, and I'll have none of it. It would be kinda cool if you knew how to tie a bowtie. It's a dying art, apparently.

Music:

Misfits, Frank Sinatra, classical stuff, Janice Joplin, The Faint, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani's solo thing, Killers, other random stuff.

Movies:

Horror; Comedy; Action; Drama; anything with a deadly lady-assassin; Memento; Reefer Madness; Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead; Kung Pow.

Television:

West Wing (so sad it's gone); Simpsons; Adult Swim; Top Model; Countdown; Hardball; Ghost Hunters; the various flavors of Law & Order (but NOT Criminal Intent).

Books:

Odd Thomas; Freedom from Fear; Among the Believers; The Relic.

Heroes:

My father; my mother; George Washington; Franklin D. Roosevelt; I'm growing increasingly fond of Lincoln, too; Dag Hamerskold (or however you spell that crazy Swede's name); Learned Hand (greatest name for a judge EVER!)