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heather

About Me

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve, i take out billboards --wanna know? just ask ;)

My Interests

Staring into the abyss while slipping slowly into madness "I've prepared a monologue from 'Bring It On'" Sock Puppets Nothin' says lovin' like a flaming bag of poo !!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Elvis...Amy's brother in a dark alley after severl beers...Jon's brother in a dark alley after shots...John Stamos...Mark Hamill...

Music:

COUNTRY !!!

Movies:

WHERE DO I BEGIN?!?! Seriously tho....Star Wars (all of them)...Pulp Fiction...Full Metal Jacket...Dead Poet Society...Nightmare Before Xmas...Princess Bride...Velvet Goldmine...Donnie Darko....

Television:

I watch an average of 85 hours of television a week without cable, with cable, it jumps up to 120 hours a week...and i still manage to sleep, eat and work......it takes determination, procrastination and sloth, but damn, I'm good at it !! (In reality, i think the tv would still talk to me even if i turned it off...or stared at static............)

Books:

What the @..$% are books? HaHa no seriously, anything that Julia inflicts on me ;)

Heroes:

Peter Pan...Yoda...The Pillsbury Dough Boy...Lynn Callison who encourages me to listen when the Christmas tree tells me to slay my family with an axe..........