"Technicality" = P-I-S-S Fuck you.
The creator of the Swiss-armytar. I guess one of the people I can say I'd like to meet is Trevor Strnad of The Black Dahlia Murder and I've already met him so boo-fucking-yah. Jim Gaffigan would be an interesting fellow to encounter. My friend Mark is a pretty nice guy so I think YOU should meet HIM. Yeah that's right, I turned that around on you. I can do that. I went through training. I have a degree. Okay, now I'm just lying... but I was in training. I'd like to see Brendon Small rip it up to the point every orifice was bleeding... even the new ones...
THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, DESPISED ICON, ALL SHALL PERISH, TTEOTD (DONT TRY PRONOUNCING), THE RED CHORD, MAROON, LIGHT THIS CITY, OTEP, FEAR MY THOUGHTS, CHILDREN OF BODOM, TRIVIUM, BLEEDING THROUGH, CHIMAIRA, DIMMU BORGIR, OLD MAN'S CHILD, SUICIDE SILENCE, THE FACELESS, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD, IN FLAMES, MERCENARY, SOILWORK, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, IRON MAIDEN, DETHKLOK, EVERGREEN TERRACE, PSYOPUS, DEVILDRIVER. I ALSO LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC. I LISTEN TO THE GOOD MUSIC. HAHA FUCK YOU. HAHA FUCK YOU. BURN IN HELL YOU PERSON THAT LISTENS TO UNTALENTED MUSIC.
I mostly just watch the dvds of Metalocalypse, Scrubs, and Family Guy I have. I do like American Psycho, No Country For Old Men, House of 1000 Corpses, Hostel, Shaun of the Dead, Natural Born Killers, Office Space, pretty much anything thats fucked up in any way or form... or funny. I loves to laugh. I watch A LOT of stand up comedy (especially when I'm drunk). I'd say Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham, and Demetri Martin are the best I've seen. Watch them. Jim Gaffigan's "Beyond the Pale" Demetri Martin's "Person" and Jeff Dunham's "Spark of Insanity" GO BUY 'EM. WATCH 'EM. LOVE THEM... That reminds me... I need to go buy Person...
Scrubs, Family Guy, METALOCALYPSE, Man vs. Wild (Bear Grylls is da shit.) My Name Is Earl is pretty funny from what I've seen.
When the Wind Blows, The Lake House, The JV Series, The Preacher series of graphic novels. I'm currently working on reading No Country For Old Men and The Road by Cormac McCarthy (I have to find them first) and after those I'll read his others. I also wanna read the American Psycho novel and Glamorama, both by Bret Easton Ellis, and Clockwork Orange. I read things that usually consist of words forming sentences. NO WAY!?!?!
Dethklok and Gaffiman!