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Robert

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About Me


CrackSmokingShirts.com - Rude, Hilarious and Funny T-shirts Thats my baby you son of a bitch.Hi. I'm Robert. I breathe. If you would like to watch me breathe many different forms of breathing... check out Mark's Blog. It tells you about nothing I just mentioned. Lucky you. Have a nice day.Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 80% Robin 68% Superman 65% Hulk 65% Spider-Man 55% The Flash 50% Supergirl 48% Batman 45% Catwoman 40% Iron Man 40% Wonder Woman 23% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 59% Mr. Freeze 57% Riddler 49% Venom 46% Dr. Doom 46% Two-Face 45% Lex Luthor 41% Catwoman 33% Juggernaut 33% Magneto 32% Apocalypse 28% Kingpin 28% Green Goblin 25% Dark Phoenix 23% Mystique 21% Poison Ivy 19% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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My Interests

"Technicality" = P-I-S-S Fuck you.

I'd like to meet:

The creator of the Swiss-armytar. I guess one of the people I can say I'd like to meet is Trevor Strnad of The Black Dahlia Murder and I've already met him so boo-fucking-yah. Jim Gaffigan would be an interesting fellow to encounter. My friend Mark is a pretty nice guy so I think YOU should meet HIM. Yeah that's right, I turned that around on you. I can do that. I went through training. I have a degree. Okay, now I'm just lying... but I was in training. I'd like to see Brendon Small rip it up to the point every orifice was bleeding... even the new ones...

Music:

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, DESPISED ICON, ALL SHALL PERISH, TTEOTD (DONT TRY PRONOUNCING), THE RED CHORD, MAROON, LIGHT THIS CITY, OTEP, FEAR MY THOUGHTS, CHILDREN OF BODOM, TRIVIUM, BLEEDING THROUGH, CHIMAIRA, DIMMU BORGIR, OLD MAN'S CHILD, SUICIDE SILENCE, THE FACELESS, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD, IN FLAMES, MERCENARY, SOILWORK, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, IRON MAIDEN, DETHKLOK, EVERGREEN TERRACE, PSYOPUS, DEVILDRIVER. I ALSO LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC. I LISTEN TO THE GOOD MUSIC. HAHA FUCK YOU. HAHA FUCK YOU. BURN IN HELL YOU PERSON THAT LISTENS TO UNTALENTED MUSIC.

Movies:

I mostly just watch the dvds of Metalocalypse, Scrubs, and Family Guy I have. I do like American Psycho, No Country For Old Men, House of 1000 Corpses, Hostel, Shaun of the Dead, Natural Born Killers, Office Space, pretty much anything thats fucked up in any way or form... or funny. I loves to laugh. I watch A LOT of stand up comedy (especially when I'm drunk). I'd say Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham, and Demetri Martin are the best I've seen. Watch them. Jim Gaffigan's "Beyond the Pale" Demetri Martin's "Person" and Jeff Dunham's "Spark of Insanity" GO BUY 'EM. WATCH 'EM. LOVE THEM... That reminds me... I need to go buy Person...

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, METALOCALYPSE, Man vs. Wild (Bear Grylls is da shit.) My Name Is Earl is pretty funny from what I've seen.

Books:

When the Wind Blows, The Lake House, The JV Series, The Preacher series of graphic novels. I'm currently working on reading No Country For Old Men and The Road by Cormac McCarthy (I have to find them first) and after those I'll read his others. I also wanna read the American Psycho novel and Glamorama, both by Bret Easton Ellis, and Clockwork Orange. I read things that usually consist of words forming sentences. NO WAY!?!?!

Heroes:

Dethklok and Gaffiman!