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John

About Me

I was born and raised in Connecticut. When the mood is right (soft lighting, Bob Seger on the FM dial) I like to exhibit fanatical pride in my home state. Be it for the UCONN Lady Huskies during the NCAA tourney or even that crazy anorexic chick on the Real World- Key West. I bleed CT.I have a great interest in language/ words, as well as a penchant for marsupial humor.My Darker Side: I have an irrational hatred of all things Canadian and I rarely wear pants. While I understand the need for them at parties and social gatherings--pants, not Canadians-- when I am on My Time I prefer boxers or some loose-fitting short-pants.

I made a movie! It is called A GROCERY STORY and you can watch theTRAILER HERE!

www.agrocerystory.com/trailer.html
(give it a minute to download)

My Interests

Movies, Cooking, Gesturing, Bocce, Pole Vaulting, Break Dancing, Aveda face products (what of it?)

I'd like to meet:

The Gute, The Cuse, Jerry and David Zucker

Movies:

Revenge of the Nerds, Spies Like Us, Top Secret!, Ghostbusters, The Full Monty, Wonder Boys, Tin Cup, The Great White Hype

Books:

Once in highschool we were supposed to read and analyze a novel over xmas break. Uninspired, I actually wrote a paper on a book called "Couplehood". This is not a novel mind you, rather a collection of musings and anecdotes about men and women by the insightful and witty Paul Reiser ?!! What was that about? i do love the NY Times Sunday Magazine.